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Caroline Smrstik
@smrstik.bsky.social
Writer, copy editor, musician, equestrian, amateur linguist, professional foreigner. Card-carrying Swiss Person.
You know what you have to do.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Some news: tomorrow at 9am, Ted Koppel + CBS Sunday Morning will air a two-part story on the devastating surge of full-time workers being pushed into homelessness.

I'll be interviewed along with two families from There Is No Place for Us. It would mean a lot if you'd watch and help spread the word.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The Writer’s Dilemma
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me 2,379 times, hi, I'm @schumer.senate.gov.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I opened this week’s Economist and what did I see? A review of @dannybate.bsky.social ‘s “charming” new book! Huzzah!
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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In another era, ICE raids would be described as persecution of Catholics.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I feel so powerful.
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Always unexpected, the NEORSD folks.
sewers, and your phone. it’s hard to start a morning without them.

we offer 4 unexpected ways to start stronger 🧵
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I love this a lot. Finally a suitable expression of my uneasy Angst regarding AI: the golem.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Well, I made it this far.
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Is this look too provocative for northern New York? Wrong answers only.
August 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Where is home, and why? My personal exploration takes an unexpected turn.
Heimatgefühle
Some thoughts about feelings. Me, sentimental?
open.substack.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s a long holiday weekend in the US, which has just received an un-birthday gift in the form of legislation with a name out of a Dr Seuss book. I’m sorry.
When did I give up on the US?
Thoughts of an ex-citizen this Fourth of July
open.substack.com
July 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Post of the day.
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
May 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The cultural anthropologist in me got loose again.
Twelve (12) things I've learned about Swiss (German) life
Inspired by Debora Robertson in France and Lucy Pepper in Portugal
open.substack.com
May 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate. This year, I had the misfortune to be in Portugal last Sunday for Mother’s Day there, and in Switzerland this weekend for Mother’s Day here. Bah humbug x 2. Must plan better next year.
Just another Sunday
Mother's Day. Bah, humbug.
open.substack.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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BREAKING: POPE'S BROTHER CONFIRMS: THE PONTIFF PLAYS WORDLE
May 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Friday photobomb.
May 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM