smoothtown
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Getting access to a legendary blade
Real Patriot Updates from On The Ground in N. Alabama:
Thousands in decaying splitlevels withstanding unprecedented levels edging at the idea of a Tom of Finland-styled marine turning a brown middle schooler into fruit leather
Thousands in decaying splitlevels withstanding unprecedented levels edging at the idea of a Tom of Finland-styled marine turning a brown middle schooler into fruit leather
June 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Real Patriot Updates from On The Ground in N. Alabama:
Thousands in decaying splitlevels withstanding unprecedented levels edging at the idea of a Tom of Finland-styled marine turning a brown middle schooler into fruit leather
Thousands in decaying splitlevels withstanding unprecedented levels edging at the idea of a Tom of Finland-styled marine turning a brown middle schooler into fruit leather
Thom Yorke bottoming out as a bloviating both-sideser is a Real Friday Bummer dude
Thom Yorke Condemns Netanyahu, Hamas, and ‘Humanitarian Catastrophe’ in Gaza
Thom Yorke Condemns Netanyahu, Hamas, and 'Humanitarian Catastrophe' in Gaza
Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke condemns Israel's 'horrific blockade of aid to Gaza' and Hamas in a statement meant to clarify his views on the war.
rollingstone.com
May 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thom Yorke bottoming out as a bloviating both-sideser is a Real Friday Bummer dude
Never allow yourself the sense of absolute cosmic certainty possessed by people who own multiple DND dice sets
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Never allow yourself the sense of absolute cosmic certainty possessed by people who own multiple DND dice sets
Incredible how much people thought the 2010s stoner comedy craze would endure and the shit people did to try and “make it” in that ecosystem. Imagine being most known for showing your cans to Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine lol
May 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Incredible how much people thought the 2010s stoner comedy craze would endure and the shit people did to try and “make it” in that ecosystem. Imagine being most known for showing your cans to Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine lol
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It's actually Bennifer propaganda
May 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's actually Bennifer propaganda
Back into the office today to swap laptops while entertaining the slightest wonder about the “missing out on workplace camaraderie” RTO agitprop currently circulating.
Fucking negative on that. It’s a sterile tomb of parasitic halogen leeching everyone’s will to live. Vibes are catastrophic.
Fucking negative on that. It’s a sterile tomb of parasitic halogen leeching everyone’s will to live. Vibes are catastrophic.
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Back into the office today to swap laptops while entertaining the slightest wonder about the “missing out on workplace camaraderie” RTO agitprop currently circulating.
Fucking negative on that. It’s a sterile tomb of parasitic halogen leeching everyone’s will to live. Vibes are catastrophic.
Fucking negative on that. It’s a sterile tomb of parasitic halogen leeching everyone’s will to live. Vibes are catastrophic.
Ineffectual homunculus. His next stop should be living next to a stack of gas station coffee cups holding straws in his mouth.
Michael Bennet’s campaign for Colorado governor has officially begun. So has the power struggle to fill his Senate seat.
Michael Bennet’s campaign for Colorado governor has officially begun. So has the power struggle to fill his Senate seat.
The three-term senator’s entrance into the governor’s race, where he faces a Democratic primary race against Attorney General Phil Weiser, has ignited a shadow campaign for his Senate seat
coloradosun.com
April 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ineffectual homunculus. His next stop should be living next to a stack of gas station coffee cups holding straws in his mouth.
He Is Glizzin
He Is Glizzin Indeed
He Is Glizzin Indeed
April 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He Is Glizzin
He Is Glizzin Indeed
He Is Glizzin Indeed
One solid funny/emotional torture porn episode followed by a real banger followed by maybe one of the worst episodes ever.
Black Mirror is back baby.
Black Mirror is back baby.
April 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One solid funny/emotional torture porn episode followed by a real banger followed by maybe one of the worst episodes ever.
Black Mirror is back baby.
Black Mirror is back baby.
3d printer gave up at the halfway point of his face
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s top adviser, Dan Caldwell, was escorted out of the Pentagon after being identified in a leaks probe.
April 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
3d printer gave up at the halfway point of his face
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X users celebrating the death of 4chan is crazy. Dog you're posting on the greatest fed-run offsite containment board known to man.
April 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
X users celebrating the death of 4chan is crazy. Dog you're posting on the greatest fed-run offsite containment board known to man.
Listening this morning about a murder case originating from a gay orgy cult offshoot of IHOP (the International House of Prayer).
The world still has mysteries.
The world still has mysteries.
April 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Listening this morning about a murder case originating from a gay orgy cult offshoot of IHOP (the International House of Prayer).
The world still has mysteries.
The world still has mysteries.
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Thinking about these guys
April 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Thinking about these guys
A trove of things to get hung up on in White Lotus Season 3 and it’s the theme song that’s got the rabble up in arms?
April 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A trove of things to get hung up on in White Lotus Season 3 and it’s the theme song that’s got the rabble up in arms?
0% on Caelid
55% tariff on The Lands Between
April 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
0% on Caelid
Smootin on my Hawley til I go Bust
April 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Smootin on my Hawley til I go Bust
RIP to a 👑 who had it all and could do it all. Rest easy Val.
April 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
RIP to a 👑 who had it all and could do it all. Rest easy Val.
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Automatic jail word: Gronion
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Automatic jail word: Gronion
Real done with online econ heads. Nothing but endless pivoting from “Powell-senpai notice me uwu” to “Is there a deeper strategy to Trump’s Tariffmania?”
Gotta wake up and stop trying to parse current economic strategy here as anything other than a component of something truly evil!
Gotta wake up and stop trying to parse current economic strategy here as anything other than a component of something truly evil!
March 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Real done with online econ heads. Nothing but endless pivoting from “Powell-senpai notice me uwu” to “Is there a deeper strategy to Trump’s Tariffmania?”
Gotta wake up and stop trying to parse current economic strategy here as anything other than a component of something truly evil!
Gotta wake up and stop trying to parse current economic strategy here as anything other than a component of something truly evil!
Real hip hop heads agree
March 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Real hip hop heads agree