Daz Clyde
@smolponydaz.bsky.social
Renegade state transportation planner posing as a smol hoss. Here to seize your cars & replace them with trains and bicycles. Expect politics, p0rn, and pragmatism.
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The whole of this is so great, especially because it is LITERALLY the preamble to the Lord's Prayer (i.e. "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, etc"
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The whole of this is so great, especially because it is LITERALLY the preamble to the Lord's Prayer (i.e. "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, etc"
So we're clear, dis my "don't fuck with me" vibe
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So we're clear, dis my "don't fuck with me" vibe
Depends entirely on how I'm dressed but if i'm in dark sweats, hoodie, etc with my sunglasses on...
6 maybe?
6 maybe?
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Depends entirely on how I'm dressed but if i'm in dark sweats, hoodie, etc with my sunglasses on...
6 maybe?
6 maybe?
Eyyyy, happy birfday!
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Eyyyy, happy birfday!
Hnnnnnnnngh........ (c2021)
October 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hnnnnnnnngh........ (c2021)
Can you stick some money on the side and get yourself a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply)? The cheapest decent ones are usually less than $200 and have enough juice in them to let you save and shut down safely in the event of an outage. Bigger/pricier ones can even let you keep working for a bit
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can you stick some money on the side and get yourself a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply)? The cheapest decent ones are usually less than $200 and have enough juice in them to let you save and shut down safely in the event of an outage. Bigger/pricier ones can even let you keep working for a bit
It was the smaller guy here. Daz was originally much closer to "twink" on the "twunk" spectrum so I used to crop the bigger guy out. Actually Daz was originally created as a fraternal twin and I used the bigger guy in this picture for his (much larger) brother.
September 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It was the smaller guy here. Daz was originally much closer to "twink" on the "twunk" spectrum so I used to crop the bigger guy out. Actually Daz was originally created as a fraternal twin and I used the bigger guy in this picture for his (much larger) brother.
I blame you for this you know @korkemestader.bsky.social , lol. I've owned this game for four days and have 35 hours into it already... #satisfactory
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I blame you for this you know @korkemestader.bsky.social , lol. I've owned this game for four days and have 35 hours into it already... #satisfactory
Hey, @safety.bsky.app, I'm getting DM's from a hacked account but am unable to report it. Keep getting the error message pictured but, given I was able to post this message, I think we can agree my internet connection is fine
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hey, @safety.bsky.app, I'm getting DM's from a hacked account but am unable to report it. Keep getting the error message pictured but, given I was able to post this message, I think we can agree my internet connection is fine
Doing the good work, spreading the gospel of @wtyppod.bsky.social into the halls of government and large-scale advocacy...
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Me: "I turned one of my contacts at *redacted* onto WTYP (podcast) and now he's addicted [to] it and spreading it to other org members XD"
Person B: "Good good, their influence only grows. One step closer to train Stalin"
Me: "*rubs paws together as Soviet anthem swells in the background*"
Person B: "That drop is the reason I can't listen to WTYP on a loop while I sleep"
Me: "lolwhat? Oh *suddenly awakened*"
Person B: "It'd be great bedtime listening except sometimes "BAHHHHHHHHHHHH" "
Me: "XD"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:42awjobooyzdlw6hgsy375sg/bafkreigjdksn4rkxwz4flgj2lo75kogtos6huathnxth442v6bz3ootf6q@jpeg)
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Doing the good work, spreading the gospel of @wtyppod.bsky.social into the halls of government and large-scale advocacy...
US Cities and other government agencies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing which is to start hosting formal retirement ceremonies in public where flags no longer fit to be flown are retired under the guidelines put forth in the Flag Code. Dress up, give a speech, whatever.
August 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
US Cities and other government agencies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing which is to start hosting formal retirement ceremonies in public where flags no longer fit to be flown are retired under the guidelines put forth in the Flag Code. Dress up, give a speech, whatever.
Currently doing the work of handwriting a rather lengthy letter that I'd really rather not have had to write at all but political realities and mental health have had to dictate my actions.
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Currently doing the work of handwriting a rather lengthy letter that I'd really rather not have had to write at all but political realities and mental health have had to dictate my actions.
New apt is almost fully settled-into. Still have to sort out where everything goes in the kitchen & source furniture for spaces I've never had before, but today I finished setting up my 20yr old tv on its custom-built mount I designed for the built-in of my old unit & it fits the one in the new one!
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New apt is almost fully settled-into. Still have to sort out where everything goes in the kitchen & source furniture for spaces I've never had before, but today I finished setting up my 20yr old tv on its custom-built mount I designed for the built-in of my old unit & it fits the one in the new one!
Braindead dipshit righty saying he doesn't wear seatbelt out of fear of a carjacking that's far less likely to happen to him than getting in a car wreck is S-tier hilarity
August 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Braindead dipshit righty saying he doesn't wear seatbelt out of fear of a carjacking that's far less likely to happen to him than getting in a car wreck is S-tier hilarity
if it's digital there may be a "lock out" function that wasn't engaged. I have this little guy for EDC and you press the little "key" button once to engage the lock-out and then have to hold it down for a couple seconds to disengage it
August 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
if it's digital there may be a "lock out" function that wasn't engaged. I have this little guy for EDC and you press the little "key" button once to engage the lock-out and then have to hold it down for a couple seconds to disengage it
I will not divulge how many hours it took me to build this station in Transport Fever 2 and not even @donoteat.bsky.social can get it out of me.
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I will not divulge how many hours it took me to build this station in Transport Fever 2 and not even @donoteat.bsky.social can get it out of me.
I think I may have hit it on the head with this post on my normie/political accountPr
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think I may have hit it on the head with this post on my normie/political accountPr
