Daz Clyde
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Daz Clyde
@smolponydaz.bsky.social
Renegade state transportation planner posing as a smol hoss. Here to seize your cars & replace them with trains and bicycles. Expect politics, p0rn, and pragmatism.
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I feel like my late uncle had one of these. The only "smart" watch I ever wore as EDC was a Skagen hybrid smart watch, which didn't have a digital screen and instead gave you info on notifications by vibrating & spinning its hands around to point at a different hour marker for each notification type
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Smart watches are the step I never actually took as far as EDC was concerned. I have a lower-tier Garmin with built-in GPS to track jogs/runs/hikes/bikes but only for that. Just wear a normal quartz Skagen most of the time or this one Fossil I've had for 20 years
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
lol. Best not then. I'm happy just watching them chitter and argue back and forth with one another while i sip my coffee in the morning.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
aAAAAAAAh, on one hand this makes me wanna try this with the sparrows on my terrace. On the other hand i know if i do i'll never know a moments peace again out there
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I mean, what *I* saw could've been wrong too
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think I saw somewhere that these figures are slightly misrepresentative?
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I am trying so goddamn hard to light fires under people here (I work for Caltrans dealing with passenger rail) to try and find any and all ways we can shore up our existing services before the holidays but even though people WANT to, we can't move quick enough. If a HIGHWAY bridge washes out tho...
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That E-type ahead has me flashing back to my teenage years. Uncle (late) had a side hustle restoring cars and his last two projects before he got sick were a pair of E-types, a soft top and fixed roof coupe. He never got the coupe running but he'd wanted to give it to me when I graduated HS...
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My aesthetic in a photograph....
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Which way shall we orient your body?
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
LISTEN

Learning about protecting your respiratory system while cleaning is basically a cheat code. Having fun with it is just a bonus.

(my dumbass literally wears a full 3M respirator sometimes like it's the apocalypse or something)
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Your horses are such a great combo of muscular masculinity and cuteness
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We should have like...a High Furry Court of volunteer experts who investigate shit like this and pass rulings XD
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM