Sam Malört
smokedsammin.bsky.social
Sam Malört
@smokedsammin.bsky.social
Illustration, UX, goofs
@smoked_sammin on IG
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Looked up one of the Project 2025 guys and he looks like one of the Titans from Attack on Titan.
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Every time I pick up a pencil, I envision jabbing it into my eye. Curiously, I don't experience this with pens. #intrusivethoughts
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It's been a long time since America has had a proper outlaw folk hero but we are so back
December 7, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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here’s a comic about smiling
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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431 was Katsuki's nightmare guys, he just woke up to his adorable Deku, he's safe 🧡💚
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Twitter = toxic relatives
Bluesky = found family
November 29, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Loving these new stained glass brushes. #procreate
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch
November 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Some of my #Pokémon drawings.
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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The Substance (1996)
November 8, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 12:34 PM
If I wore a Tshirt that said something like
"I WOULDN'T HELP TAYLOR SWIFT IF SHE WERE DYING IN THE STREET"
Would there be some sort of Swiftie Fatwa against me?
November 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
SEEKING ARTISTS for user testing of an app I'm designing. Basically we'd schedule a 10-15min session where I have you click through screens and you'd give your feedback. I think it would be fun. :) #ux #callforartists #artistsofbluesky #usertesting #ui
November 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Weiner is gone,
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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retro videogames 💛💫
#art #illust
November 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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In BDSM… we flip the script. 😝

#bdsm #femdom
November 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 AM
It's November in Texas. Please sun, you can go now. #austin #texas
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Hey folks, I'm coming over from #Xitter. Here's one of my proudest works. #Grimace #McDonalds #Goya
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM