Smilehound
@smilehound.bsky.social
Lvl. 30
Pronouns the/it
More chipper than an ass-clown on bath salts.
Pronouns the/it
More chipper than an ass-clown on bath salts.
@zerowoolfe.bsky.social hey! I found you early! Self high five 🙏
January 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@zerowoolfe.bsky.social hey! I found you early! Self high five 🙏
Take the chance to tell your story, and don’t risk not being able to, just because you wanted others to be in it.
Chase your future, even if it means leaving the past behind.
Please. For us all. Be there to tell your story.
Chase your future, even if it means leaving the past behind.
Please. For us all. Be there to tell your story.
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Take the chance to tell your story, and don’t risk not being able to, just because you wanted others to be in it.
Chase your future, even if it means leaving the past behind.
Please. For us all. Be there to tell your story.
Chase your future, even if it means leaving the past behind.
Please. For us all. Be there to tell your story.
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Be free friends.
January 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Be free friends.
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Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.
letter to my future self:
Yo, shithead… you’re hungover because you stopped counting your shots of fireball. Get fucked. This is your fault.
Love, Past You
XOXO
Yo, shithead… you’re hungover because you stopped counting your shots of fireball. Get fucked. This is your fault.
Love, Past You
XOXO
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
letter to my future self:
Yo, shithead… you’re hungover because you stopped counting your shots of fireball. Get fucked. This is your fault.
Love, Past You
XOXO
Yo, shithead… you’re hungover because you stopped counting your shots of fireball. Get fucked. This is your fault.
Love, Past You
XOXO
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The USA has a hard fascist right wing, a center right liberal wing, a center left progressive wing. What Americans call “progressive” is laughed at around the world, for it is so relatively centrist and reasonable. Wanting healthcare for all is not an extreme position. It is basic sanity.
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The USA has a hard fascist right wing, a center right liberal wing, a center left progressive wing. What Americans call “progressive” is laughed at around the world, for it is so relatively centrist and reasonable. Wanting healthcare for all is not an extreme position. It is basic sanity.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But United Healthcare deemed it medically unnecessary
This year
To save me from tears
I traveled to Midtown Manhattan 🎶
I gave you my heart
But United Healthcare deemed it medically unnecessary
This year
To save me from tears
I traveled to Midtown Manhattan 🎶
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But United Healthcare deemed it medically unnecessary
This year
To save me from tears
I traveled to Midtown Manhattan 🎶
I gave you my heart
But United Healthcare deemed it medically unnecessary
This year
To save me from tears
I traveled to Midtown Manhattan 🎶
“Life is a cage and my body is a prison, I don’t have a lick of ambition, just cry and sleep and smoke weed to survive.”
-Dolly Parton (probably)
-Dolly Parton (probably)
December 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
“Life is a cage and my body is a prison, I don’t have a lick of ambition, just cry and sleep and smoke weed to survive.”
-Dolly Parton (probably)
-Dolly Parton (probably)
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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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December 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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The biggest divide in America today is not between “right” and “left,” or between Republicans and Democrats.
It’s between democracy and oligarchy.
The old labels — “right” and “left” — prevent most people from noticing they’re being shafted.
Know the truth.
It’s between democracy and oligarchy.
The old labels — “right” and “left” — prevent most people from noticing they’re being shafted.
Know the truth.
December 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The biggest divide in America today is not between “right” and “left,” or between Republicans and Democrats.
It’s between democracy and oligarchy.
The old labels — “right” and “left” — prevent most people from noticing they’re being shafted.
Know the truth.
It’s between democracy and oligarchy.
The old labels — “right” and “left” — prevent most people from noticing they’re being shafted.
Know the truth.
I wonder how it feels between Misk and Pootin fighting for space with their hands all the way up Drumpfs ass.
If Danold opens his mouth a little wider I think you could see them having a thumb war.
If Danold opens his mouth a little wider I think you could see them having a thumb war.
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I wonder how it feels between Misk and Pootin fighting for space with their hands all the way up Drumpfs ass.
If Danold opens his mouth a little wider I think you could see them having a thumb war.
If Danold opens his mouth a little wider I think you could see them having a thumb war.
@emhahee.bsky.social
Poetry is my emotional outlet, because it allows me to speak the way I think, instead of speaking the way other people expect me to speak.
Why do you write music?
Poetry is my emotional outlet, because it allows me to speak the way I think, instead of speaking the way other people expect me to speak.
Why do you write music?
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
@emhahee.bsky.social
Poetry is my emotional outlet, because it allows me to speak the way I think, instead of speaking the way other people expect me to speak.
Why do you write music?
Poetry is my emotional outlet, because it allows me to speak the way I think, instead of speaking the way other people expect me to speak.
Why do you write music?
Funny how the only people who can afford to abide by their morals don’t have any.
December 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Funny how the only people who can afford to abide by their morals don’t have any.
Four years from now, we will have had a president with dementia… for twelve consecutive years.
December 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Four years from now, we will have had a president with dementia… for twelve consecutive years.
Maaan… this week has been such a long year.
December 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Maaan… this week has been such a long year.
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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Peak Design CEO Peter Dering snitched bc he's like every other white dude trying to do a capitalism: He's CEO of a tiny company but thinks he could be Elon Musk. "I'd better protect the super rich bc I'm basically them...or I want to be. I'm a CEO too, guys! Watch me stick up for you! Include me!"
December 14, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Peak Design CEO Peter Dering snitched bc he's like every other white dude trying to do a capitalism: He's CEO of a tiny company but thinks he could be Elon Musk. "I'd better protect the super rich bc I'm basically them...or I want to be. I'm a CEO too, guys! Watch me stick up for you! Include me!"
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“Why don’t you stick to acting?” It’s a taunt I often have hurled at me.
I am a gay man in America whose marriage is under threat.
The last time Trump was in office, hate crimes against AAPIs skyrocketed.
I care deeply about this country and the future of our democracy.
I’ll stick to activism.
I am a gay man in America whose marriage is under threat.
The last time Trump was in office, hate crimes against AAPIs skyrocketed.
I care deeply about this country and the future of our democracy.
I’ll stick to activism.
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
“Why don’t you stick to acting?” It’s a taunt I often have hurled at me.
I am a gay man in America whose marriage is under threat.
The last time Trump was in office, hate crimes against AAPIs skyrocketed.
I care deeply about this country and the future of our democracy.
I’ll stick to activism.
I am a gay man in America whose marriage is under threat.
The last time Trump was in office, hate crimes against AAPIs skyrocketed.
I care deeply about this country and the future of our democracy.
I’ll stick to activism.
How long will we have to scream into the void until our pleas for mercy become the pages of a history book?
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
How long will we have to scream into the void until our pleas for mercy become the pages of a history book?
Has anyone made a billionaire bingo card yet?
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Has anyone made a billionaire bingo card yet?