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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.

Learn more:
‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
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August 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the villain in captain america brave new world is supposed to be a genius inventor and superhumanly intelligent yet he seems to be taken by complete surprise when cap shows up after he just called him on his iphone, which was immediately traced back to his secret lair
February 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I've been fucking cheated. Send whoever is responsible for this pepperoni duplicity to the Hague
January 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
gladiator 2 is one of the most unnecessary and pointless legacy sequels of all time. why is every movie now like "hey remember this from the first one??" obviously i do, otherwise i wouldn't have bought a ticket to the second one
November 27, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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According to Texas AG Ken Paxton, choosing not to advertise on ExTwitter deserves being investigated, and Elon is all for it. Remember when these guys pretended to be for free markets and free speech?
November 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼
October 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
could columbo defeat the smile demon
October 23, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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on the very day the Supreme Court's conservatives said 'we know best' and put themselves in charge of complicated agency decisions one of the geniuses confused nitrous oxide and nitrogen oxide. So they had to have a do over. Not exactly an auspicious start.

www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Supreme Court Corrects EPA Opinion After Gorsuch Confuses Laughing Gas With Air Pollutant
The error came in an opinion blocking an EPA policy meant to improve air pollution.
www.forbes.com
June 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Look, on that trump conviction: if they can somehow nail a serial conman on 34 counts of business fraud, they can get YOU for ANYTHING.

the case was so weak against him that donald didnt even testify in his own defense!! it was THAT clear!!
June 1, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Society is slowly learning all those tech guys who mumble all the time, wear t-shirts with grease stains on them to meetings and play video games all day aren't actually geniuses, they're exactly as stupid as initially appear
April 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
welcome to bluesky, in case you happen to see this as your second post. we're sorry that the first post was probably a human pup guy immediately in your feed as soon as you begun browsing
March 5, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Eat something with your hands that you're not supposed to, just because you can. Nobody's around. Just fist that spaghetti in!
March 5, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Every linkedin story is like this:

"One day elon musk was having trouble deciding between two job candidates. Both were equally suited to the position. Elon decided to choose the applicant with bigger tits; this is why he is so smart, because he can find unconventional solutions to problems."
February 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Currently exploring the rabbit hole of AMC meme stock investors frantically buying up AMC branded popcorn and chocolate pretzels thinking it'll make the company worth a billion dollars or something
February 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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tried drawing a dragon from memory
February 5, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Entering hot dog contests is free. One day I'm gonna head out to one for a meal and lose on purpose just so I get free hot dogs while everyone around me vomits
January 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I wish making spongebob OCs caught on like making sonic recolors.

Posting a picture of green spongebob with sunglasses smoking a cigarette. "This is Vengeance SquarePants. He's spongebobs cousin"
January 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I cannot stop using letterboxd. I'm so addicted i've pre-logged every movie I'm gonna see through 2027
January 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
What if you could pee just a little bit, enough so that your underwear gets wet but your pants don't? I'm not saying I do this (I mean it), I'm just saying if someone was always able to consistently do it it would be pretty impressive and maybe even a bit admirable but you could never tell anyone
January 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Imagine if there was a guy who did prank phone calls but not realize the name you give to people is supposed to be a joke. But he laughs anyway and thinks it's hilarious
December 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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Megan McArdle wrote an opinion piece on how wrong she was about the consequences of Roe v. Wade, and it includes perhaps the most incredible paragraph in the history of dipshit opinion writing @davidjroth.bsky.social
December 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM