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(Any/All) Bad left adjacent opinions about games and media
Call me Kendall Roy the the way I’m disappointing dad but staying close (I’m only on season 2 if this doesn’t make sense in the context of the whole show)
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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if you're making anime gooner games your target audience is the most deranged people on earth, so "my waifu is mocking my dick size"-gate was just a matter of time
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this
NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Legitimately one of the wildest auction items I have seen, single digit copies of this thing.
Attention Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 fans! Thanks to @kepler-interactive.bsky.social, you can win this EXTREMELY rare custom Xbox Series X and controller (only 8 were produced) by bidding in MinnMax's charity auction this Saturday, October 18th.

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October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Unfortunately with no influence from Kurvitz or Rostov my early prediction is that this will be a lifeless husk of a game with a beautiful shell. I mean just look at the text in the 2nd pic, no life whatsoever.
Zero Parades (ZA/UM) out in 2026
September 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It's a very, very good game by the way.

store.steampowered.com/app/1388770/...
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In 3 years no one is gonna remember or talk about this forgettable shill lmfao
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Sep 18
Senate passes "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk," to take place on the slain activist's October 14 birthday
Senate passes "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk"
The resolution moves to designate October 14th, Kirk's birthday, as the remembrance day.
trib.al
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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0 people are playing Hollow Knight: Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I can’t imagine valve shitting the bed in a more colossal way. It’s a $20 indie game with 7 years of hype behind it, maybe beef up the infrastructure just a lil before launch.
September 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I can’t think of any other time in modern video-game history that a game as highly anticipated as Silksong has arrived with no early reviews, impressions, leaks, guides, videos, or even forum teases.

Soon, everyone will be playing Silksong for the first time. It’s unprecedented and kinda beautiful
September 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Been playing a ton of cool games and I'm worried we're all going to forget everything that happened before Silksong so I made myself a lil montage
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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the desktop is the only computer that truly matters
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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this is the first baby legally able to buy liquor & weed
August 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me and who
A *chef's kiss* couple I saw on the street this morning
August 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeah, I’m a gentleman. When a woman on a dating app hits me with a “I’ll have to check my schedule and let you know” I reply “yeah, no worries” knowing full and well they do not wish to speak to me ever again.
July 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Read two books by Dorian Lynskey this year and really dug both of them. So personably written you don't mind being absolutely buried in context. Kinda what I aspire for my video essays to be.
July 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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new episode of ill conceived we discuss how opposition to legal abortion wasn't always a consensus matter across the christian right and we pin down the forces behind this religious and cultural shift
Amoral Majority: The Evangelical Abortion Shift of the 1970s
Podcast Episode · Ill Conceived · 07/04/2025 · 57m
podcasts.apple.com
July 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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YOUR BULLETS ARE YOUR BLOOD
Reminder: we have a full Bonus Podcast behind the Patreon paywall every single week. In the latest episode, Jacob Geller joins Haley MacLean to catch up on Summer Game Fest gems that slipped through the cracks like the creatively twisted Crisol: Theater of Idols. www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
June 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM