smallgreenery
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Mostly here for the pirates 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🍊 she/her
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Feeling a little guilty* about all the mental devastation lately so in case anyone needs a RWYLM palate cleanse, for #TakeTwoTuesday I present Off the Deep End -- my very silly, low angst RBB collab with @sailorsruin92.bsky.social
*not THAT guilty tho😌
archiveofourown.org/works/671108...
*not THAT guilty tho😌
archiveofourown.org/works/671108...
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Feeling a little guilty* about all the mental devastation lately so in case anyone needs a RWYLM palate cleanse, for #TakeTwoTuesday I present Off the Deep End -- my very silly, low angst RBB collab with @sailorsruin92.bsky.social
*not THAT guilty tho😌
archiveofourown.org/works/671108...
*not THAT guilty tho😌
archiveofourown.org/works/671108...
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i'm also still 1000% advanced we were robbed of a bunk kiss
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i'm also still 1000% advanced we were robbed of a bunk kiss
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November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Wanna wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures? Starfish! Sea bass! Wild Alaskan Salmon! Puffer fish! Spiney Fish! Pomatomus saltatrix, which is Latin for Blue Fish. You got your Tiger Fish, Dog Fish. All kinds of Jelly Fish— don't wanna get stang by one of them. Send you into a tunnel
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wanna wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures? Starfish! Sea bass! Wild Alaskan Salmon! Puffer fish! Spiney Fish! Pomatomus saltatrix, which is Latin for Blue Fish. You got your Tiger Fish, Dog Fish. All kinds of Jelly Fish— don't wanna get stang by one of them. Send you into a tunnel
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Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
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i needed to animate them kissing. for my sanity
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i needed to animate them kissing. for my sanity
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far too many non-seafaring aus relying on the kraken motif of canon. the kraken is NOT MEANT for all settings. you should be choosing a LOCATION-APPROPRIATE beast of legend. californian ed tells everyone his dad was killed by the fresno nightcrawler
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
far too many non-seafaring aus relying on the kraken motif of canon. the kraken is NOT MEANT for all settings. you should be choosing a LOCATION-APPROPRIATE beast of legend. californian ed tells everyone his dad was killed by the fresno nightcrawler
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October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Another one of mine from 2 years ago.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
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What can I say? I got inspired and drew Jeff. He does not have the greatest day, like me, because I messed up the layers on this pretty bad. A WIP for Wednesday it is.
#ofmd
#ofmd
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What can I say? I got inspired and drew Jeff. He does not have the greatest day, like me, because I messed up the layers on this pretty bad. A WIP for Wednesday it is.
#ofmd
#ofmd
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November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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October 11, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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some bloke’s all hot and bothered about a guy called ed 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
some bloke’s all hot and bothered about a guy called ed 🥹
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"The cancelation of this show is essentially my villain origin story."
same
#SaveOFMD #FireDavidZaslav
same
#SaveOFMD #FireDavidZaslav
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"The cancelation of this show is essentially my villain origin story."
same
#SaveOFMD #FireDavidZaslav
same
#SaveOFMD #FireDavidZaslav
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shout-out also to the "Our Flag Means Death" fandom, I helped them a bit at the beginning just with setting up their spreadsheet infrastructure but then they kept the WB lot fed and hydrated like every day for the duration of the whole strike
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
shout-out also to the "Our Flag Means Death" fandom, I helped them a bit at the beginning just with setting up their spreadsheet infrastructure but then they kept the WB lot fed and hydrated like every day for the duration of the whole strike
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his big trauma around his dad is that he feels like patricide should have been a hard line, right? he knows killing his dad was justified and necessary but he thinks a good person just would not be capable of killing their dad no matter how justified and necessary it was
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
his big trauma around his dad is that he feels like patricide should have been a hard line, right? he knows killing his dad was justified and necessary but he thinks a good person just would not be capable of killing their dad no matter how justified and necessary it was
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im telling you right now a Edward “I wanna be married” Teach + Stede “I don’t wanna be a husband again” Bonnet would be so interesting and fun as a s3 conflict
September 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
im telling you right now a Edward “I wanna be married” Teach + Stede “I don’t wanna be a husband again” Bonnet would be so interesting and fun as a s3 conflict
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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This graph will forever be my explanation of why THE NUMBERS WERE THERE!!
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OFMD had almost 40 times the average demand for shows in the U.S. market.
Not bad for an original IP with no TV broadcast that Max refused to market.
archive.ph/aoErh
Not bad for an original IP with no TV broadcast that Max refused to market.
archive.ph/aoErh
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This graph will forever be my explanation of why THE NUMBERS WERE THERE!!
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Never a fucking doubt.
We had the numbers. Still do.
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Never a fucking doubt.
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honestly hope zaslav has had explosive diarrhea before every single important meeting in his calendar for the past 2 years
New Deadline article confirms that #OFMD was one of the top three comedy premieres in HBO Max history!
🔗 deadline.com/2025/10/tim-...
🔗 deadline.com/2025/10/tim-...
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
honestly hope zaslav has had explosive diarrhea before every single important meeting in his calendar for the past 2 years