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million dollar idea: baby fivemula
February 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
million dollar idea: baby fivemula
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sisyphus going bowling but quickly realizing he’s still in hades when his ball comes back through the ball return
February 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sisyphus going bowling but quickly realizing he’s still in hades when his ball comes back through the ball return
If i were president my first EO would be: when possible, clockwise MUST be used instead of counterclockwise
January 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If i were president my first EO would be: when possible, clockwise MUST be used instead of counterclockwise
🚨 Landmark study (n=1) finds that chapstick makers include a chemical that dries out your lips even more so you have to keep using it 🚨
December 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
🚨 Landmark study (n=1) finds that chapstick makers include a chemical that dries out your lips even more so you have to keep using it 🚨
twist off foreskin with a snapple fact underneath
mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube
December 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
twist off foreskin with a snapple fact underneath
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why is it called an assassination when you ass ass in the bullet ass out nation shoot the man
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
why is it called an assassination when you ass ass in the bullet ass out nation shoot the man
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no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
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sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 PM
sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"