slymehaus
@slymehaus.bsky.social
With a totally normal facial expression
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
With a totally normal facial expression
I’m sorry to be presumptuous, but when that happens, I’m moving in
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m sorry to be presumptuous, but when that happens, I’m moving in
The fact that a 30 year old woman wants this teacup is so confusing to me
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The fact that a 30 year old woman wants this teacup is so confusing to me
Like, does she want her house to feel like the hotel lobby restaurant of a Hilton in Sacramento? Cause…
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Like, does she want her house to feel like the hotel lobby restaurant of a Hilton in Sacramento? Cause…
Okay but these are both beautiful. This teacup sucks
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Okay but these are both beautiful. This teacup sucks