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Called in sick, got acupuncture, and am now watching TikTok’s from a bunch of Cuomo voters while in the bath 🤌
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Called in sick, got acupuncture, and am now watching TikTok’s from a bunch of Cuomo voters while in the bath 🤌
I know this isn’t a novel observation but it is really nuts that Schumer hasn’t endorsed Mamdani. “Blue no matter who” lol
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I know this isn’t a novel observation but it is really nuts that Schumer hasn’t endorsed Mamdani. “Blue no matter who” lol
I just watched a TikTok that said dishes were a “kitchen trend making a comeback.”
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just watched a TikTok that said dishes were a “kitchen trend making a comeback.”
It’s hard to get back to feeling good moving your body after health nonsense. I will take any fun exercise (or honestly just any kind of movement) suggestions
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s hard to get back to feeling good moving your body after health nonsense. I will take any fun exercise (or honestly just any kind of movement) suggestions
Few movies give you the thrill of a well executed but believable robbery like The Friends of Eddie Coyle
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Few movies give you the thrill of a well executed but believable robbery like The Friends of Eddie Coyle
My biggest achievement is coming up with the movie category “Men Who Don’t Know When To Leave.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My biggest achievement is coming up with the movie category “Men Who Don’t Know When To Leave.”
Watching another Hammer-style horror movie tonight, and here’s a good rule of thumb - if you are a cis dude, and some lady says, “I don’t know, I think we should leave. There’s a bad vibe,” just leave.
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watching another Hammer-style horror movie tonight, and here’s a good rule of thumb - if you are a cis dude, and some lady says, “I don’t know, I think we should leave. There’s a bad vibe,” just leave.
I am definitely superstitious but I’ll say this — I’m never getting got by a witchcraft cult in an English manor while in an antiques buying trip
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am definitely superstitious but I’ll say this — I’m never getting got by a witchcraft cult in an English manor while in an antiques buying trip
With all my health issues, people like to note how lucky I am to have good health insurance. While that is totally true, it really isn’t the best way to comfort someone
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
With all my health issues, people like to note how lucky I am to have good health insurance. While that is totally true, it really isn’t the best way to comfort someone
Paprika lentils and squash over egg noodles with dill and chive yogurt sauce. I love cold weather meals.
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Paprika lentils and squash over egg noodles with dill and chive yogurt sauce. I love cold weather meals.
How can a 12 lbs cat take a shit so smelly that my entire apartment becomes uninhabitable? Like damn what is that little guy eating cause this smell can’t possibly just be from digested cat food
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How can a 12 lbs cat take a shit so smelly that my entire apartment becomes uninhabitable? Like damn what is that little guy eating cause this smell can’t possibly just be from digested cat food
My dumbass republican cousin has a $90 fucking teacup on her wedding registry. A teacup!
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My dumbass republican cousin has a $90 fucking teacup on her wedding registry. A teacup!
Influencers making tiropita with only feta and no farmer’s cheese is going to be the reason I take a dive off the manhattan bridge
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Influencers making tiropita with only feta and no farmer’s cheese is going to be the reason I take a dive off the manhattan bridge
I take the bus through Middle Village (a conservative neighborhood in Queens) and I love seeing 100% Curtis Sliwa signs and no Cuomo
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I take the bus through Middle Village (a conservative neighborhood in Queens) and I love seeing 100% Curtis Sliwa signs and no Cuomo
I spent an entire year listening to Black Messiah basically on repeat. 51 is so you g
October 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I spent an entire year listening to Black Messiah basically on repeat. 51 is so you g
At work, we take an employee satisfaction survey every two years. Leadership presented the results and results were down for every question. Their response, “well people are stressed and probably misunderstood the questions.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
At work, we take an employee satisfaction survey every two years. Leadership presented the results and results were down for every question. Their response, “well people are stressed and probably misunderstood the questions.”
I watched a coworker literally cry yesterday after being asked to integrate AI into Evidence Based Medicine classes
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I watched a coworker literally cry yesterday after being asked to integrate AI into Evidence Based Medicine classes
Party idea: I make fish stew and have friends come by dressed as fishermen (to their interpretation)
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Party idea: I make fish stew and have friends come by dressed as fishermen (to their interpretation)
Everything is terrible but I have soup on the stove and I’m drinking a hot toddy.
October 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Everything is terrible but I have soup on the stove and I’m drinking a hot toddy.
I want to eat giant, soft pretzels with spicy mustard all night but I also don’t want to feel sick tomorrow
October 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I want to eat giant, soft pretzels with spicy mustard all night but I also don’t want to feel sick tomorrow
My sister hasn’t told her therapist yet about how our mom used to continually prep us (and have us pack for) the rapture. Once she works up the courage, that therapist is in for a real Keyser Soze moment
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My sister hasn’t told her therapist yet about how our mom used to continually prep us (and have us pack for) the rapture. Once she works up the courage, that therapist is in for a real Keyser Soze moment
This may be paranoid, but after my past year, I now firmly believe that doctors office feel less worried about being late when they are dealing with women’s health issues.
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This may be paranoid, but after my past year, I now firmly believe that doctors office feel less worried about being late when they are dealing with women’s health issues.
Watching some Swedish movie where all the cops are making fun of this other cop for being boring and loving his ugly wife and I got to say - the cop with the ugly wife sounds like he has it made.
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Watching some Swedish movie where all the cops are making fun of this other cop for being boring and loving his ugly wife and I got to say - the cop with the ugly wife sounds like he has it made.
I learned CINEMA from the school of hard knocks. I learned FILM on the streets.
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I learned CINEMA from the school of hard knocks. I learned FILM on the streets.