slymehaus
@slymehaus.bsky.social
I’m very perfected my leftover strategy - put it all on puff pastry with an egg on top
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m very perfected my leftover strategy - put it all on puff pastry with an egg on top
We’ve made it to the vet and the gabapentin has accomplished very little
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’ve made it to the vet and the gabapentin has accomplished very little
I just had to dose this cat with medication. Thank god for neosporin
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I just had to dose this cat with medication. Thank god for neosporin
With a totally normal facial expression
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
With a totally normal facial expression
Meowing loudly and yelling “I’m making fun of you” at this idiot
September 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Meowing loudly and yelling “I’m making fun of you” at this idiot
I think you’d look fetching in this
August 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think you’d look fetching in this
Gnome princess returns home
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gnome princess returns home
Goofy big dog and mean-mugging little dog
May 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Goofy big dog and mean-mugging little dog
They are turning the Buckminster Fuller geodesic dome into vacation condos lol
May 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
They are turning the Buckminster Fuller geodesic dome into vacation condos lol
This development is correct. Small gross dogs are perfect.
February 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This development is correct. Small gross dogs are perfect.
He didn’t get it this time, but this advancement will be the death of me
February 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He didn’t get it this time, but this advancement will be the death of me
It’s been years since they chose Palantir for this project, and it still upsets me
December 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
It’s been years since they chose Palantir for this project, and it still upsets me
Treated myself to the most bullshit chocolate brioche of all time
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Treated myself to the most bullshit chocolate brioche of all time
perfect cinnamon role
October 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
perfect cinnamon role
Aftermath of whipped cream
July 21, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Aftermath of whipped cream
This place. I really dislike Cape May NJ
July 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This place. I really dislike Cape May NJ
Taking all future fashion inspiration from this one guy in Popol Vuh
April 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Taking all future fashion inspiration from this one guy in Popol Vuh
My mom’s response to finding out I was in the ER
March 29, 2024 at 7:26 PM
My mom’s response to finding out I was in the ER
The house, briefly seized by chicken madness, is quiet
March 24, 2024 at 11:42 PM
The house, briefly seized by chicken madness, is quiet