Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
With an accompanying Grok AI slop music video
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
With an accompanying Grok AI slop music video
I completely agree. Flawless album from start to finish.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I completely agree. Flawless album from start to finish.
Having Giannis waiting to clean up what he lost to foot speed definitely helped
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Having Giannis waiting to clean up what he lost to foot speed definitely helped
It's shocking to see just how slow Brook is now that I'm watching him every game. I knew he was slow, but I didn't realize it had gotten this bad
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's shocking to see just how slow Brook is now that I'm watching him every game. I knew he was slow, but I didn't realize it had gotten this bad