Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
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Leprechaun
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Leprechaun
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
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I can see all these videos in my mind clear as day.
Here were the top songs 30 years ago today on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1995:
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can see all these videos in my mind clear as day.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
Nick Sirianni is the dumbest good coach in NFL history
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nick Sirianni is the dumbest good coach in NFL history
San Diego Clippers legend Cam Christie
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
San Diego Clippers legend Cam Christie
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Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
![List of all games with an NBA player having at leats 36 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and 6 three-pointers: [it has never happened]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:orfukbskqif6bctt3kjxvbsf/bafkreieanlxr7ezia4ce7itoc4o7vdi4e4blsj7votnbzy6wu4nidstbnq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
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i just had the horrible thought of musk recording a jco diss track
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i just had the horrible thought of musk recording a jco diss track
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
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Maybe Zohran Mamdani should have come out for ending the shutdown so Democratic Senators could have opposed it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe Zohran Mamdani should have come out for ending the shutdown so Democratic Senators could have opposed it.
Democrats have created a galaxy brain alternative to the two party system:
What if there was only one party?
What if there was only one party?
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Democrats have created a galaxy brain alternative to the two party system:
What if there was only one party?
What if there was only one party?
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John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
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This story now includes video, released by the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, of the baby being exposed to chemical irritants fired by federal agents from their convoy into the car she was riding in with members of her family near 26th Street and Ogden Avenue in Cicero.
Federal officials accused someone of firing shots at agents conducting an aggressive immigration raid led by Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino through Little Village Saturday. No one was injured.
Agents used chemical agents to disperse the crowd, @sigchofor25.bsky.social said.
@wttw.bsky.social
Agents used chemical agents to disperse the crowd, @sigchofor25.bsky.social said.
@wttw.bsky.social
Federal Agents Say They Were Shot at in Little Village; Chemical Agents Used to Disperse Crowd
No one was injured in the shooting reported by federal agents, according to a spokesperson for the Chicago Police Department.
news.wttw.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This story now includes video, released by the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, of the baby being exposed to chemical irritants fired by federal agents from their convoy into the car she was riding in with members of her family near 26th Street and Ogden Avenue in Cicero.
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"Spin Spin Sugar" by Sneaker Pimps
Album: "Becoming X"
Time: 01:46 am
Album: "Becoming X"
Time: 01:46 am
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"Spin Spin Sugar" by Sneaker Pimps
Album: "Becoming X"
Time: 01:46 am
Album: "Becoming X"
Time: 01:46 am
Listen to A WITCH, A SURF PUNK on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Chicano Mosh - A WITCH, A SURF PUNK
Listen to A WITCH, A SURF PUNK on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Listen to A WITCH, A SURF PUNK on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Dezzy Hollow - Brown Skin (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dezzy Hollow
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Larry June weekends in the kitchen lately. Undefeated.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Larry June weekends in the kitchen lately. Undefeated.
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THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
Director: Alan Crosland
Director: Alan Crosland
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
Director: Alan Crosland
Director: Alan Crosland
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The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
It still hits so good every time I listen to/watch this performance. Glasper is 1 of 1.
youtube.com/watch?v=GS2Y...
youtube.com/watch?v=GS2Y...
Robert Glasper - So Beautiful (Live At Capitol Studios)
YouTube video by RobertGlasperVEVO
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It still hits so good every time I listen to/watch this performance. Glasper is 1 of 1.
youtube.com/watch?v=GS2Y...
youtube.com/watch?v=GS2Y...
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my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’
Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right