Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
I must have been high as hell because I have no recollection of writing this note but I was cooking either way
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I must have been high as hell because I have no recollection of writing this note but I was cooking either way
Eating risotto as the chef (me) intended. Reheated from last night's dinner service leftovers out of a deli with a serving spoon.
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Eating risotto as the chef (me) intended. Reheated from last night's dinner service leftovers out of a deli with a serving spoon.
Little man got it in tonight. He's become a walking double-double. You love to see it.
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Little man got it in tonight. He's become a walking double-double. You love to see it.
Incredible editor's note here
![Screenshot of interview section reading:
"How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and pled guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3dee6y6mitoltkf3gspjuy4m/bafkreidc4gbar642cbmfh6qblicj2jttqavehf7sl6ljshgmxrgqxq6biu@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Incredible editor's note here
Haim killed tonight, per usual
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Haim killed tonight, per usual
Taking a sick day to fight off this cold before full dinner services this weekend, and this guy isn't happy that I'm interfering with his me time
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Taking a sick day to fight off this cold before full dinner services this weekend, and this guy isn't happy that I'm interfering with his me time
Above & Beyond were great last night
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Above & Beyond were great last night
Spending the rest of this week rereading mom. Writing something about Eve that you might be seeing soon...👀
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Spending the rest of this week rereading mom. Writing something about Eve that you might be seeing soon...👀
A good album cover
September 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A good album cover
One of the most enjoyable novels I've read in a very long time. Wolff's prose here is beautiful, brutal, tender, and deep. I cannot recommend this enough.
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One of the most enjoyable novels I've read in a very long time. Wolff's prose here is beautiful, brutal, tender, and deep. I cannot recommend this enough.
Fascinating subplot on the Fat Bear Week wiki
![2022 voter fraud
During the semi-finals of the 2022 event, Bear 435, known as Holly, initially appeared to defeat Bear 747. An investigation by park officials found that Holly had received 9,000 votes in a short span of time. After fake votes were discarded, Bear 747 was determined the winner with 37,940 votes, while Bear 435 received 30,430 votes.[21]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3dee6y6mitoltkf3gspjuy4m/bafkreifynnky7bvygrz5u7uxop76ymdnyku7qw5pp6be4ylj6yun6sc77a@jpeg)
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Fascinating subplot on the Fat Bear Week wiki
When the boss says it's break time, it's break time
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When the boss says it's break time, it's break time
People are just mad because their cheap owners aren't doing this for their teams.
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
People are just mad because their cheap owners aren't doing this for their teams.
Had to log this one. It was too good. Obviously it's even better the next day.
September 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had to log this one. It was too good. Obviously it's even better the next day.
When @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social finds out the dirt on my Clippers and Kawhi:
September 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social finds out the dirt on my Clippers and Kawhi:
Of course I had to complete little man's Tyler collection with the 10th Anniversary rerelease of Cherry Bomb. 10 years later and all of you who hated on the drum programming on this album are still wrong. It's a pure punk rock album.
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Of course I had to complete little man's Tyler collection with the 10th Anniversary rerelease of Cherry Bomb. 10 years later and all of you who hated on the drum programming on this album are still wrong. It's a pure punk rock album.
I had to. It's too special not to own.
August 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I had to. It's too special not to own.
I bought the Jaws wine
August 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I bought the Jaws wine
I will never take this city or these sunsets for granted
August 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I will never take this city or these sunsets for granted