Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
It's kinda insane that in 2025 you still can't tab indent in the Google Doc mobile app.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's kinda insane that in 2025 you still can't tab indent in the Google Doc mobile app.
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Good album, IMO! "Landed" is a tremendous single and "You To Thank" has some of that good piano shredding we all love.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good album, IMO! "Landed" is a tremendous single and "You To Thank" has some of that good piano shredding we all love.
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i know there are a lot of insane epstein stories out there right now but i promise you guys this one is EXTRA NUTS
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary. www.wired.com/story/jeffre...
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i know there are a lot of insane epstein stories out there right now but i promise you guys this one is EXTRA NUTS
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(shared AI video of the Teletubbies eating a hiker that wandered into their territory)
Okay so it turns out that video was fake, but it resonated because this kind of stuff happens every day
Okay so it turns out that video was fake, but it resonated because this kind of stuff happens every day
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
(shared AI video of the Teletubbies eating a hiker that wandered into their territory)
Okay so it turns out that video was fake, but it resonated because this kind of stuff happens every day
Okay so it turns out that video was fake, but it resonated because this kind of stuff happens every day
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I think it's really bad for our souls to just have these monstrous crimes as the white noise of our era, like a clip from Woodstock to establish something takes place in the 60s
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think it's really bad for our souls to just have these monstrous crimes as the white noise of our era, like a clip from Woodstock to establish something takes place in the 60s
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
AI slop was the inevitable next step for Disney's artless empire
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...)
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
AI slop was the inevitable next step for Disney's artless empire
I too have taken ungodly amounts of shrooms and thought I was writing profound truths only to wake up the next morning to the worst word slop imaginable
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I too have taken ungodly amounts of shrooms and thought I was writing profound truths only to wake up the next morning to the worst word slop imaginable
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
Dereliction of responsibility by the court. It is so flagrantly illegal. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-wis...
Wisconsin Appeals Court Won't Stop Musk's $1 Million Payments To Voters After AG Sues
A Wisconsin appellate court has denied the state Democratic attorney general’s request to stop billionaire Elon Musk from handing over $1 million checks to two voters at a rally planned for Sunday, ju...
www.huffpost.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
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OKC is leading by 20+ points for the 9th time this season.
This is their 13th game of the season.
This is their 13th game of the season.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
OKC is leading by 20+ points for the 9th time this season.
This is their 13th game of the season.
This is their 13th game of the season.
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Bill Clinton can share a cell with Trump for all I care
Seeing someone say "Yes, prosecute Bill Clinton too" in reference to the files, and people are still thinking that's some deterrent?
If it will make you feel better, you can put him in jail first. Then all the rest of them. 🤷♂️
If it will make you feel better, you can put him in jail first. Then all the rest of them. 🤷♂️
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bill Clinton can share a cell with Trump for all I care
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As a reminder, allegedly NBC had lots of video footage from The Apprentice of Trump being wildly racist that has been locked in a vault or deleted forever. And I allegedly know someone in NYC who worked on the crew who told me firsthand that it’s allegedly true. www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
As a reminder, allegedly NBC had lots of video footage from The Apprentice of Trump being wildly racist that has been locked in a vault or deleted forever. And I allegedly know someone in NYC who worked on the crew who told me firsthand that it’s allegedly true. www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
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i feel like there’s going to be a slew of important people tomorrow and in the weeks to come claiming to have had a damascene experience in the midst of all this… and i think it’s good to establish up front and right away that all of those people are huge fucking liars.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i feel like there’s going to be a slew of important people tomorrow and in the weeks to come claiming to have had a damascene experience in the midst of all this… and i think it’s good to establish up front and right away that all of those people are huge fucking liars.
It's become even more apparent this year. They're – cover your ears Warriors fans – light years ahead of the rest of the league.
The Thunder are just so much better than everyone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's become even more apparent this year. They're – cover your ears Warriors fans – light years ahead of the rest of the league.
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
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Obviously not the main point, but the illiteracy shown in their emails should help illuminate how not-actually-smart so many powerful people are. Text message-esque shorthand is one thing. And typos are expected. But even with context, the level of smooth-brainedness is just embarrassing.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Obviously not the main point, but the illiteracy shown in their emails should help illuminate how not-actually-smart so many powerful people are. Text message-esque shorthand is one thing. And typos are expected. But even with context, the level of smooth-brainedness is just embarrassing.
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Leprechaun
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Leprechaun
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
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I can see all these videos in my mind clear as day.
Here were the top songs 30 years ago today on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1995:
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can see all these videos in my mind clear as day.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
Nick Sirianni is the dumbest good coach in NFL history
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Nick Sirianni is the dumbest good coach in NFL history
San Diego Clippers legend Cam Christie
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
San Diego Clippers legend Cam Christie
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Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
![List of all games with an NBA player having at leats 36 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and 6 three-pointers: [it has never happened]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:orfukbskqif6bctt3kjxvbsf/bafkreieanlxr7ezia4ce7itoc4o7vdi4e4blsj7votnbzy6wu4nidstbnq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
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i just had the horrible thought of musk recording a jco diss track
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i just had the horrible thought of musk recording a jco diss track
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
