slowfox
@slooowfox.bsky.social
anna lee • trans/queer (she/any) • musician • anarchist • all things metal • chronic elden ring posting • kill the cop in your head
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slowfox
@slooowfox.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Please, please, please, invest time and energy and whatever resources you can spare into your local food banks and charity orgs
people in your community are gonna be depending on one another very soon and we have to be ready
people in your community are gonna be depending on one another very soon and we have to be ready
if you're trying to get big and fit to fight fascists, you should probably remember that the government can kill you with a drone strike and you'll never be able to see the UAV with your naked eye
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if you're trying to get big and fit to fight fascists, you should probably remember that the government can kill you with a drone strike and you'll never be able to see the UAV with your naked eye
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
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reminding myself that I'm in the process of growing, always, and sometimes a flower blooms when we least expect
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
reminding myself that I'm in the process of growing, always, and sometimes a flower blooms when we least expect
happiness is a warm croissant
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
happiness is a warm croissant
sorry, country is full
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
sorry, country is full
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
*puts on edgelord sunglasses*
when everyone is gay, no one is
when everyone is gay, no one is
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
*puts on edgelord sunglasses*
when everyone is gay, no one is
when everyone is gay, no one is
fun fact: tobacco pipes are more expensive than you think, corncob usually means someone went to get a cool wooden pipe and then shit their pants when they saw the price tag and went with the responsible purchase instead
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fun fact: tobacco pipes are more expensive than you think, corncob usually means someone went to get a cool wooden pipe and then shit their pants when they saw the price tag and went with the responsible purchase instead
congrats everyone, looks like the dystopic timeline we've allowed them to choose for us is "The Matrix"
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
congrats everyone, looks like the dystopic timeline we've allowed them to choose for us is "The Matrix"
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buncha fuckin babies, istg
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
buncha fuckin babies, istg
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i'm sorry your mama sucks at making turkey
mine not only makes a great turkey, she makes an EXCELLENT turkey gravy to go with the mashed potatoes
and then leftover turkey sandwiches the next day 😭😩🥰
mine not only makes a great turkey, she makes an EXCELLENT turkey gravy to go with the mashed potatoes
and then leftover turkey sandwiches the next day 😭😩🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i'm sorry your mama sucks at making turkey
mine not only makes a great turkey, she makes an EXCELLENT turkey gravy to go with the mashed potatoes
and then leftover turkey sandwiches the next day 😭😩🥰
mine not only makes a great turkey, she makes an EXCELLENT turkey gravy to go with the mashed potatoes
and then leftover turkey sandwiches the next day 😭😩🥰
while it's true that americans would rather blow themselves up than read the directions on an applicance, this has nothing to do with flavor of turkey
y'all need to brine/season your goddamn turkey, or quit whining about waking up early and smoke it, cause this "turkey tastes bad" thing is bullshit
y'all need to brine/season your goddamn turkey, or quit whining about waking up early and smoke it, cause this "turkey tastes bad" thing is bullshit
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
while it's true that americans would rather blow themselves up than read the directions on an applicance, this has nothing to do with flavor of turkey
y'all need to brine/season your goddamn turkey, or quit whining about waking up early and smoke it, cause this "turkey tastes bad" thing is bullshit
y'all need to brine/season your goddamn turkey, or quit whining about waking up early and smoke it, cause this "turkey tastes bad" thing is bullshit
ok yanks are still sleeping, everyone post scone
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
ok yanks are still sleeping, everyone post scone
trying my hardest to be grateful for the time I've had with friends rather than beat myself into misery over having social anxiety
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
trying my hardest to be grateful for the time I've had with friends rather than beat myself into misery over having social anxiety
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Whumph
Have been ill this week but will add more new drawings to my website very soon to keep things bubbling along, in the meantime these are all available if you like my stuff, and you might.
www.chloecumming.com
www.chloecumming.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Whumph
goddammit I was gonna call in to work because I feel like shit today but someone else has already called in sick and we can't afford to be two short on a dinner shift 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
goddammit I was gonna call in to work because I feel like shit today but someone else has already called in sick and we can't afford to be two short on a dinner shift 😭
this isn't sudden, it's a cultural trend that ripples out from tiktok and the prevalence of people making their own semi-professional videos for social platforms using cheap accessible phone-compatible tech during quarantine that has now become a consisteny trademark of a certain type of video
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this isn't sudden, it's a cultural trend that ripples out from tiktok and the prevalence of people making their own semi-professional videos for social platforms using cheap accessible phone-compatible tech during quarantine that has now become a consisteny trademark of a certain type of video
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
this is what I want to say to every utilitarian solution in society
"it's not perfect but if we want blank unreasonable luxury then we have to stomach blank human rights violation"
no we fuckin don't, we can just give up the luxury
"it's not perfect but if we want blank unreasonable luxury then we have to stomach blank human rights violation"
no we fuckin don't, we can just give up the luxury
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this is what I want to say to every utilitarian solution in society
"it's not perfect but if we want blank unreasonable luxury then we have to stomach blank human rights violation"
no we fuckin don't, we can just give up the luxury
"it's not perfect but if we want blank unreasonable luxury then we have to stomach blank human rights violation"
no we fuckin don't, we can just give up the luxury
so far the cyberpunk dlc has consisted of:
- unprecedented three hour action mission consisting of scripted fights and railroad platforming through set pieces that are flashy and empty of actual substance
- quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a
- unprecedented three hour action mission consisting of scripted fights and railroad platforming through set pieces that are flashy and empty of actual substance
- quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
so far the cyberpunk dlc has consisted of:
- unprecedented three hour action mission consisting of scripted fights and railroad platforming through set pieces that are flashy and empty of actual substance
- quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a
- unprecedented three hour action mission consisting of scripted fights and railroad platforming through set pieces that are flashy and empty of actual substance
- quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a guy
- who gives you a quest to find a
what does this even do
"we condemn it"
like you condemn pedophilia and rampant corporate greed and hate speech and genocide and slavery?
yknow, all those things that are actually harmful that the government is doing in reality and not just in some bitcoin sellout's fever dreams
"we condemn it"
like you condemn pedophilia and rampant corporate greed and hate speech and genocide and slavery?
yknow, all those things that are actually harmful that the government is doing in reality and not just in some bitcoin sellout's fever dreams
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
what does this even do
"we condemn it"
like you condemn pedophilia and rampant corporate greed and hate speech and genocide and slavery?
yknow, all those things that are actually harmful that the government is doing in reality and not just in some bitcoin sellout's fever dreams
"we condemn it"
like you condemn pedophilia and rampant corporate greed and hate speech and genocide and slavery?
yknow, all those things that are actually harmful that the government is doing in reality and not just in some bitcoin sellout's fever dreams
lmao the secret sex predator murder cultist has swastika tattoos, because even as recently as ten fucking years ago we all collectively knew that only truly evil people would put a nazi symbol on their bodies well enough for hollywood to use it as a trope
true detective s1 is so goddamn good, mcconaughey and harrelson are excellent together
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
lmao the secret sex predator murder cultist has swastika tattoos, because even as recently as ten fucking years ago we all collectively knew that only truly evil people would put a nazi symbol on their bodies well enough for hollywood to use it as a trope
sucks watching everything even remotely fun and enjoyable become nothing but transparent marketing platforms
tiny desk is now for the biggest artists in the world to do a normal set, hot ones is just a commercial, subway takes is all famous people giving lukewarm takes, talk shows are garbage
tiny desk is now for the biggest artists in the world to do a normal set, hot ones is just a commercial, subway takes is all famous people giving lukewarm takes, talk shows are garbage
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
sucks watching everything even remotely fun and enjoyable become nothing but transparent marketing platforms
tiny desk is now for the biggest artists in the world to do a normal set, hot ones is just a commercial, subway takes is all famous people giving lukewarm takes, talk shows are garbage
tiny desk is now for the biggest artists in the world to do a normal set, hot ones is just a commercial, subway takes is all famous people giving lukewarm takes, talk shows are garbage
very rapidly becoming a world where art and beauty are exclusively monetized and social interaction is gatekept behind increasingly expensive transactions
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
very rapidly becoming a world where art and beauty are exclusively monetized and social interaction is gatekept behind increasingly expensive transactions
skeptical at people's ability to remember me after i'm gone given their propensity to forget I exist when I'm still here
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
skeptical at people's ability to remember me after i'm gone given their propensity to forget I exist when I'm still here
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fyi I don't want to see anyone who isn't materially affected by transphobia engaging in the catharsis of suffering that is TDoR without materially supporting trans people. instead of doing a weepy "we support you" post, send $50 to a gofundme or something.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
fyi I don't want to see anyone who isn't materially affected by transphobia engaging in the catharsis of suffering that is TDoR without materially supporting trans people. instead of doing a weepy "we support you" post, send $50 to a gofundme or something.
sometimes I want someone to tell me everything is gonna be okay and the rest of the time I just want people to tell me the truth
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sometimes I want someone to tell me everything is gonna be okay and the rest of the time I just want people to tell me the truth