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YOUR LAST STARTING XI OF 2025
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Screaming into void here because I only have 5 followers but it’s worth it to say

“BECOME A PAID SUBSCRIBER BECAUSE THIS WEBSITE IS A REFRESHING BREAK FROM THE HELLSCAPE OF THE MODERN INTERNET AND ALSO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IN ARE RAD AS HELL AND DESERVE A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS”

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November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is….extremely up my alley. Niche print media for life. Ordered immediately.
🏜️Soccer in the Southwest… pre-sales for Issue Two are open!
🌵Art by Gabaldon, SABA, and Apodaca.
🌵Articles by Vaughn, Brandt, Gawronski, and Morrissey
🔥Issue One SOLD OUT - do not miss out on issue two!
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November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Get your shirts! And a membership! We’d love to have you!
Columbus Spurs membership gifts are being ordered and we need your t-shirt size! Please email us (columbusspurs13@gmail.com), DM us (Insta, Twitter, Bluesky), chat with a board member at Grandad's and let us know your size by EOD on 11/23! Shirts are $20 if you're not a member or just want extra! ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Columbus Spurs membership gifts are being ordered and we need your t-shirt size! Please email us (columbusspurs13@gmail.com), DM us (Insta, Twitter, Bluesky), chat with a board member at Grandad's and let us know your size by EOD on 11/23! Shirts are $20 if you're not a member or just want extra! ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The North London Derby is here! Both teams are top 5 in points as we get ready for this huge rivalry match! Join us at Grandad's in Hilliard to take in the action with Columbus Spurs! See you soon!

🆚 Arsenal
📅 Sun., Nov. 23rd
🕤 1130am ET
🍻 Grandad’s in Hilliard!

#coys #THFC #todareistodo
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
CONCACAF CHAOS IN KINGSTON
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Instead of coming here to "engage in the discourse" or whatever, I will come here to plug my GI Joe TeePublic designs, because I ... need income and this feels more likely to yield results than journalism lol

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November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
2025 #USL1 season is officially over
2026 #USL1 season is about to begin
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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The 2025 #USL-1 Final is the highest-attended game in league history, with 7,500 fans at Covenant Health Park tonight for @oneknoxsc.bsky.social and Spokane Velocity FC.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Full disclosure: This was taken shortly before it snowed. Further disclosure: Fort Wayne FC Park is looking awesome. To stay up to date on all things Fort Wayne Football Club, go to FortWayneFC.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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In case you're just joining us: Pop Heist is a worker-owned pop culture news, commentary, and criticism website. We're funded by our readers—and you can help support our writers for as little as $7/mo.

If you haven't checked us out yet, come over and say hi!

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November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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@skybound.bsky.social's GI JOE revival kicks off the event of 2025 — "Dreadnok War" — in explosive fashion. @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social is cashing in chips with this one!
'G.I. Joe' #13 Review: "Dreadnok War" Part 1
Skybound's 'G.I. Joe' revival kicks off the event of 2025 — "Dreadnok War" — in explosive fashion with a dynamite opening salvo.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wow, once again not a trans person or a drag queen. Crazy.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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We are Fort Wayne Football Club. We play with Fortitude + Attitude. Coming to USL League One and Fort Wayne FC Park in 2026 FortWayneFC.com/seasontickets
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Just a friendly reminder:

Grandad's Bethel: Most of the TVs on the Spurs match with sound!

Grandad's in Hilliard: Most of the TVs on the Buckeye game with sound (few TVs near the scarf wall will have the Spurs match)!

130pm ET today for Chelsea at Spurs! See you there!

#COYS
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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After an hour of insanity, Paul closes with a jolt of chilling sincerity, saying "Thank you for making me feel wanted" and "In case I don't see you for a while..." Then, "Disco Baby" kicks in. And Paul kisses Margaret Hamilton on the damn mouth. Perfect. God bless us, everyone! #Heistoween
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I mean…yeah
#Heistoween
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Holy rhinestones!!
#Heistoween
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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REMINDER! 🎃 Pop Heist's first-ever watch along party is happening right here on Bsky — 10/29 at 9 PM ET! What are we watching?

🦇 THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🦇

Follow, watch, and skeet along via the tag #HEISTOWEEN

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'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special' Watch Along Party
Join the Pop Heist team as we live skeet our way through the campiest, weirdest, battiest Halloween special of all time.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Only a few days left to nab your copies of The Comics Courier at our Kickstarter price! Thank you for supporting comics criticism and print media!
The Comics Courier, A Comics Criticism Journal [Issue 3]
A newspaper-format journal dedicated to in-depth comics criticism edited by Tiffany Babb
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October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Have you heard about the snazziest newspaper-format journal of comics criticism around? The Comics Courier Issue 3 Kickstarter is chugging towards it's end date on Oct 31 - make sure to get your pledge in today!
The Comics Courier, A Comics Criticism Journal [Issue 3]
A newspaper-format journal dedicated to in-depth comics criticism edited by Tiffany Babb
www.kickstarter.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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If you haven't heard yet, The Comics Courier Issue 3 Kickstarter campaign is live RIGHT NOW! It will not be live forever, so go check it out!
The Comics Courier, A Comics Criticism Journal [Issue 3]
A newspaper-format journal dedicated to in-depth comics criticism edited by Tiffany Babb
www.kickstarter.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM