jaredsloan
@sloanski.bsky.social
Commentators getting assigned to Tottenham matches elated when they can just shit on Spurs and fellate their opponent all match freely
#TOTWHU
#TOTWHU
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Commentators getting assigned to Tottenham matches elated when they can just shit on Spurs and fellate their opponent all match freely
#TOTWHU
#TOTWHU
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Fort Wayne FC Park will be one of the finest sports venues in North America — a socccer-specific stadium, in a famed sports town, with the second widest scoreboard in the state. It’ll also be home to concerts and other events. Watching the work on it is awesome. FortWayneFC.com.
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Fort Wayne FC Park will be one of the finest sports venues in North America — a socccer-specific stadium, in a famed sports town, with the second widest scoreboard in the state. It’ll also be home to concerts and other events. Watching the work on it is awesome. FortWayneFC.com.
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Spurs are back at it tomorrow morning! Kick off your weekend at Grandad’s with Columbus Spurs! Membership gift t-shirts are at Grandad’s and ready for you if you haven’t picked them up yet.
🆚 West Ham United
📅 Sat, Jan 17th
🕙 10am ET
☕️ Grandad’s Hilliard
#COYS #THFC #ColumbusSpurs
🆚 West Ham United
📅 Sat, Jan 17th
🕙 10am ET
☕️ Grandad’s Hilliard
#COYS #THFC #ColumbusSpurs
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Spurs are back at it tomorrow morning! Kick off your weekend at Grandad’s with Columbus Spurs! Membership gift t-shirts are at Grandad’s and ready for you if you haven’t picked them up yet.
🆚 West Ham United
📅 Sat, Jan 17th
🕙 10am ET
☕️ Grandad’s Hilliard
#COYS #THFC #ColumbusSpurs
🆚 West Ham United
📅 Sat, Jan 17th
🕙 10am ET
☕️ Grandad’s Hilliard
#COYS #THFC #ColumbusSpurs
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Ohio’s Best
2025, the year of Rose Lavelle 🌹
After a late start to the year recovering from injury, Rose made 2025 hers. From getting a goal on her first USWNT game back, to scoring the game-winner in the NWSL Championship, being named MVP of the final & lifting her first league title 🏆
After a late start to the year recovering from injury, Rose made 2025 hers. From getting a goal on her first USWNT game back, to scoring the game-winner in the NWSL Championship, being named MVP of the final & lifting her first league title 🏆
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Ohio’s Best
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Join us tonight at 9pm EST for the first live show of 2026!
We talk expectations across the USL for 2026. Come join us!
www.youtube.com/live/IxGGkMK...
We talk expectations across the USL for 2026. Come join us!
www.youtube.com/live/IxGGkMK...
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Join us tonight at 9pm EST for the first live show of 2026!
We talk expectations across the USL for 2026. Come join us!
www.youtube.com/live/IxGGkMK...
We talk expectations across the USL for 2026. Come join us!
www.youtube.com/live/IxGGkMK...
I’m so H Y P E D
Deposit no longer required! Starting today, you can select your seats on your own and purchase season tickets for Fort Wayne Football Club's first season in professional soccer. You won't want to miss the experience at Fort Wayne FC Park. www.fortwaynefc.com/seasontickets/
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I’m so H Y P E D
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Deposit no longer required! Starting today, you can select your seats on your own and purchase season tickets for Fort Wayne Football Club's first season in professional soccer. You won't want to miss the experience at Fort Wayne FC Park. www.fortwaynefc.com/seasontickets/
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Deposit no longer required! Starting today, you can select your seats on your own and purchase season tickets for Fort Wayne Football Club's first season in professional soccer. You won't want to miss the experience at Fort Wayne FC Park. www.fortwaynefc.com/seasontickets/
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Fantastic mail day!!
@explodingarrow.bsky.social
@explodingarrow.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fantastic mail day!!
@explodingarrow.bsky.social
@explodingarrow.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
Damn we need some 2A heroes here to help this woman
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Damn we need some 2A heroes here to help this woman
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Michael Rempel was one of the top college players at the NAIA level. We're pumped to have him become the 3rd player on our roster. “Michael Rempel is a perfect fit for how we aspire to play in Fort Wayne,” coach Mike Avery said. www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
Michael Rempel, 'a perfect fit for how we aspire to play,' joins Fort Wayne Football Club roster
Fort Wayne Football Club, preparing for its first season in USL League One, has added 24-year-old defender Michael Rempel to its roster. Rempel is coming off a star-studded career at the NAIA level wi...
www.fortwaynefc.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Michael Rempel was one of the top college players at the NAIA level. We're pumped to have him become the 3rd player on our roster. “Michael Rempel is a perfect fit for how we aspire to play in Fort Wayne,” coach Mike Avery said. www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
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Minneapolis is a city shaped by immigrants, refugees, and generations of families whose cultures, languages, and stories strengthen our neighborhoods. Soccer especially reflects that reality.
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Minneapolis is a city shaped by immigrants, refugees, and generations of families whose cultures, languages, and stories strengthen our neighborhoods. Soccer especially reflects that reality.
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
New NBC graphics tonight? @bubbaprog.xyz
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
New NBC graphics tonight? @bubbaprog.xyz
When new @fortwaynefc.bsky.social stadium construction photos drop on the website
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
When new @fortwaynefc.bsky.social stadium construction photos drop on the website
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JP Jordan, who has 25 matches of pro experience, has joined the Fort Wayne Football Club roster.
www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
Midfielder JP Jordan added to Fort Wayne Football Club roster, 'pumped for exciting new chapter'
Fort Wayne Football Club, preparing for its first season in USL League One, is proud to announce the addition of midfielder JP Jordan to the roster. Jon Paul Jordan II, who hails from Keller, Texas, p...
www.fortwaynefc.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
JP Jordan, who has 25 matches of pro experience, has joined the Fort Wayne Football Club roster.
www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
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Fort Wayne FC Park in the making: A glorious sight. FortWayneFC.com for more on our build of this privately funded, soccer-specific facility at Bass Road and I-69.
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Fort Wayne FC Park in the making: A glorious sight. FortWayneFC.com for more on our build of this privately funded, soccer-specific facility at Bass Road and I-69.
People. If you love comics and newspaper print and supporting awesome writers you NEED to get this!
ALL of The Comics Courier 3 packages are in the mail! Which ALSO means, that both the print and digital copies of the paper are now available at our Ko-Fi shop! So if you missed out - you didn't miss out!
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Support The Comics Courier
Support The Comics Courier
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January 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
People. If you love comics and newspaper print and supporting awesome writers you NEED to get this!
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FA Cup 3rd round tomorrow! Grandad’s is ready to rock and roll with great pizza, drinks, and an ESPN+ subscription so that we can all enjoy the match! Join us tomorrow afternoon as Villa comes to N17!
🆚 Aston Villa
📅 Sat, Jan 10
🕛 1245pm ET
🍕 Grandad’s in Hilliard!
#coys #tottenham #todareistodo
🆚 Aston Villa
📅 Sat, Jan 10
🕛 1245pm ET
🍕 Grandad’s in Hilliard!
#coys #tottenham #todareistodo
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
FA Cup 3rd round tomorrow! Grandad’s is ready to rock and roll with great pizza, drinks, and an ESPN+ subscription so that we can all enjoy the match! Join us tomorrow afternoon as Villa comes to N17!
🆚 Aston Villa
📅 Sat, Jan 10
🕛 1245pm ET
🍕 Grandad’s in Hilliard!
#coys #tottenham #todareistodo
🆚 Aston Villa
📅 Sat, Jan 10
🕛 1245pm ET
🍕 Grandad’s in Hilliard!
#coys #tottenham #todareistodo
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
He's already achieved so much in a Fort Wayne Football Club uniform. Now we get to see him in the pros. Tiago Dias is back with Fort Wayne FC, as the first player signed for our first season in USL League One. Welcome back, Tiago! www.fortwaynefc.com/news/2026/01...
Fort Wayne Football Club begins build of 1st pro roster with familiar face, Tiago Dias
Fort Wayne Football Club has kicked off the construction of its first professional roster with a familiar face: defender Tiago Dias, who helped the club to three division titles and two conference sem...
www.fortwaynefc.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
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I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
August 26, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I do not want Pat McAfee
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.
I do not want him on T.V.
I do not want him on my shows
I do not want his punting toes.
I do not want his awful takes
Or all his subject-verb mistakes.
I've had enough of gamble-ing
It's seeped its way to every-thing
I do not want Pat McAfee
Please keep him off of my T.V.