zo
@sloanlebowski.bsky.social
graphic designer and personal assistant to a five year old. she/her.
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*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
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A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
I once sold a kale salad to a dripping wet Colin Jost
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I once sold a kale salad to a dripping wet Colin Jost
we all need to start writing postcards again or something else so purely offline that it can’t be slopified
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
we all need to start writing postcards again or something else so purely offline that it can’t be slopified
22 years later and the IAWL homage in elf is still one of the most batshit nuts things they’ve ever put in a kids movie
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
22 years later and the IAWL homage in elf is still one of the most batshit nuts things they’ve ever put in a kids movie
toddler peeing in a bathtub (2025)
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
toddler peeing in a bathtub (2025)
singlehandedly extending the adderall shortage by three years! impressive!
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
singlehandedly extending the adderall shortage by three years! impressive!
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
fontaines dc getting p niche over here with the literary references
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
fontaines dc getting p niche over here with the literary references
I’m doing my part!*
*continuing to regularly spend eight dollars on a small coffee drink to stave off the puritanization of america
*continuing to regularly spend eight dollars on a small coffee drink to stave off the puritanization of america
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m doing my part!*
*continuing to regularly spend eight dollars on a small coffee drink to stave off the puritanization of america
*continuing to regularly spend eight dollars on a small coffee drink to stave off the puritanization of america
this ~cool new feature~ made me think I was having a stroke this morning
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this ~cool new feature~ made me think I was having a stroke this morning
the downfall of the kia soul wasn’t that you could steal one with an iphone charger it was that they stopped making ads with the dancing hamsters. imagine a bunch of those guys twerking to sports car by tate mccrae. really makes you want to pull up to the function in a toaster now doesn’t it
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the downfall of the kia soul wasn’t that you could steal one with an iphone charger it was that they stopped making ads with the dancing hamsters. imagine a bunch of those guys twerking to sports car by tate mccrae. really makes you want to pull up to the function in a toaster now doesn’t it
i still don’t know what vlogmas is and i still don’t care. perhaps instead we should vlog menos
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i still don’t know what vlogmas is and i still don’t care. perhaps instead we should vlog menos
to enroll your child in public school you must climb to the top of an escherian staircase where behind a sealed door a troll will ask you for copies of seventeen documents, four of which you have never heard of and at least one of which is completely made up to see if you’re paying attention
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
to enroll your child in public school you must climb to the top of an escherian staircase where behind a sealed door a troll will ask you for copies of seventeen documents, four of which you have never heard of and at least one of which is completely made up to see if you’re paying attention
justice for instrument serif!
My weird, niche obsession is fonts—so when the White House's website redesign dropped, I was curious to know if the artist agreed with what their design was being used for.
www.jezebel.com/type-artist-...
www.jezebel.com/type-artist-...
Type Artist Who Created the Font the White House Now Uses Says 'Fuck Trump'
My weird, niche obsession is fonts—so when the White House's website redesign dropped, I was curious to know if the artist agreed with what their design was being used for.
www.jezebel.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
justice for instrument serif!
delta wrapped told me to stop eating egg mcmuffins before I get on planes
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
delta wrapped told me to stop eating egg mcmuffins before I get on planes
it’s important to take drunk taboo too seriously in college because what they don’t tell you is it’s actually training for when you have a kid with an expressive speech delay and he asks you to bring him a “bass rectangle” and it only takes you 3 guesses to figure out he’s talking about a synth
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
it’s important to take drunk taboo too seriously in college because what they don’t tell you is it’s actually training for when you have a kid with an expressive speech delay and he asks you to bring him a “bass rectangle” and it only takes you 3 guesses to figure out he’s talking about a synth
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
short form video does not itch my brain correctly, in part because you can only go so deep in a 2 minute video and in part because every other clip is someone mashing up two songs that sound disgusting together with 7000 comments comparing dj_yaboiii_420_69_glizzmaster to timbaland
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
short form video does not itch my brain correctly, in part because you can only go so deep in a 2 minute video and in part because every other clip is someone mashing up two songs that sound disgusting together with 7000 comments comparing dj_yaboiii_420_69_glizzmaster to timbaland
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is also another great onion newspaper ad
baby’s first bread (I’m baby), cranberry balsamic caramelized onion thyme focaccia
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
baby’s first bread (I’m baby), cranberry balsamic caramelized onion thyme focaccia
can’t believe they made two more seasons of squid game solely in hopes that the viewers would forget they gave gi-hun this atrocious ronald mcdonald hair in the last 10 minutes of season 1
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
can’t believe they made two more seasons of squid game solely in hopes that the viewers would forget they gave gi-hun this atrocious ronald mcdonald hair in the last 10 minutes of season 1