sleepslikeasnek.bsky.social
@sleepslikeasnek.bsky.social
Mostly a bird account with some sprinkles of jokes, politics, and shower thoughts
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Look, I’m not saying getting yourself a giant coffee drink will fix all your problems, but the science tells us there’s only one way to know for sure that it won’t
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh dam
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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One of Elon's former good friends explains his Nazi salute. This is wild and spot on.
January 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Song of the day: guillotine dreams by KiNG MALA
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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We live in a post-shame world.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Song of the day: rage by DEZI
January 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up
January 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Been using calligraphy to destress after work, and really enjoying how much it grounds me. Not perfect, but that's okay! #hobbies #calligraphy #mentalhealthmatters
November 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I don’t think a criminal should be president.

I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general.

People like that should be in prison.

If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Black Friday reminder:

You can save 100% if you don't buy anything!
November 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Wait lemme strike a pose

#birdsofbluesky #cockatiel
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
What's a cow's preferred form of transportation?

A moo-ped

Brought to you by sleep deprivation and an unexplainable obsession with 'Downtown' by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The face of a good boy who constantly asks "what are you doing, mom?", even if he doesn't say it out loud (obligatory first post)
November 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM