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SleepeeGoblin
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Just your local Cryptid, ets. 1997🧡🍉
If ya wanna know ask :3
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If you have a sewing needle and printer paper, you can make booklets to pass out in your neighborhood to organize community events, and share local news. Maybe even just a good's trade,
Anyways here's my knockers, send a tip if you wanna say thank you $AsherJayne
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I often find myself not knowing what to do with my life. For the past several years, my main goal was to survive long enough to know peace. Now that I have it, what do I do with my life?
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
After being on a boat for awhile, I get why pirates were drunk and slept in hammocks 😭
September 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
⚠️TW: 💀⚠️
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Sometimes I wonder if people have songs play through their head when they die. Like do people think of a death theme song? (I don't wanna die to find out, but I think it's interesting)
August 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When you gotta look up the environmental structure and classification of wetlands just so you don't sound dumb by calling everything a swamp in your dumb book 🤣
August 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When you're sick as heck so you watch Roswell and nap, then draw your story OC and blow your nose all day
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Death Death to the IDF🕺🏿🪩
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My roommate was supposed to be my caregiver, and do dishes to pay their way for rent. Instead, they met a dude and dipped.
It's been a couple months.
Things didn't work out, they're supposedly coming back.
My actual caregiver is also coming tomorrow.

Should be interesting.
June 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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My goal is to consume enough salt that when I die my body is already fully preserved.
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I am funniest between the hours of 10pm-2am but I’m past the age where that is an appropriate time to be awake. AITA
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Honestly at this point can anyone even say they're surprised? We knew this would happen from the last time he was in office.
March 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Sorry for not posting I was busy having gay thoughts
March 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sunset on a plane, Trilobite fossils, and Cabrillo Marine Aquarium 🥰
#photography #marinelife #Earth #life #science #jellyfish #fossils #sunset #sea #animals
March 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Invisible illness club 🌸✨️
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
February 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This feels especially relevant today.
February 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I fucking hate having SA dreams
February 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
youtu.be/vwsc8hC_ISI?...

I'm also teaching myself to play instruments well, so soon I'll be writing my own music 😁
February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Guy who refers to anal as 'doing crack'
February 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Standing to poop to establish my place as the alpha of the household
February 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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repost to protect yourself from Shane dawson
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM