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every minute you spend worrying is a minute you could be spending eating a block of cheese
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
every minute you spend worrying is a minute you could be spending eating a block of cheese
Our Apartment (first attempt at poetry, no rhymes, idk what it's called in English)
Our Apartment is very small.
The kitchen is but an island at the corner,
The bed is barely enough for two,
The only room is our bedroom and living room.
Even the bathroom is barely enough.
And yet we fit. (1/5)
Our Apartment is very small.
The kitchen is but an island at the corner,
The bed is barely enough for two,
The only room is our bedroom and living room.
Even the bathroom is barely enough.
And yet we fit. (1/5)
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Our Apartment (first attempt at poetry, no rhymes, idk what it's called in English)
Our Apartment is very small.
The kitchen is but an island at the corner,
The bed is barely enough for two,
The only room is our bedroom and living room.
Even the bathroom is barely enough.
And yet we fit. (1/5)
Our Apartment is very small.
The kitchen is but an island at the corner,
The bed is barely enough for two,
The only room is our bedroom and living room.
Even the bathroom is barely enough.
And yet we fit. (1/5)
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It's all "cool to be cringe, no more layers of irony" until somebody dares to admit that they listen to mostly video game music or admit that they like perverted stuff
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's all "cool to be cringe, no more layers of irony" until somebody dares to admit that they listen to mostly video game music or admit that they like perverted stuff
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Xbox 360 if it had the XrossMediaBar/XMB from the PS3
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Xbox 360 if it had the XrossMediaBar/XMB from the PS3
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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Retro Difficulty - Gator Days
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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June 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
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I love exploring Bowser's desire to take down Mario himself, and only himself #mario #supermario #bowser #smb
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I love exploring Bowser's desire to take down Mario himself, and only himself #mario #supermario #bowser #smb
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Weekend Plans - Gator Days
August 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Weekend Plans - Gator Days
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Windows Marketplace on Windows Vista reimagined (concept)
July 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Windows Marketplace on Windows Vista reimagined (concept)
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i had a very mean dream last night about a healing item whose effectiveness depended on how fucking stupid you are
February 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i had a very mean dream last night about a healing item whose effectiveness depended on how fucking stupid you are
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drawing people i see in the city (52/?)
May 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
drawing people i see in the city (52/?)
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they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
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Remember: all computing history is important and should be archived and studied, so we can understand the good ideas and mistakes of history.
Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.
Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.
April 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Remember: all computing history is important and should be archived and studied, so we can understand the good ideas and mistakes of history.
Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.
Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.