ClaudioSaavedra5000
@slaudiocaavedra.bsky.social
for real in the illuminati
"I’m sick of hearing ‘Piper, no.’ When are we, as a country, going to start saying ‘Piper, yes?"
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"I’m sick of hearing ‘Piper, no.’ When are we, as a country, going to start saying ‘Piper, yes?"
"one day I'll be conservative"
March 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"one day I'll be conservative"
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old HBO would've never let the dick to boob ratio on white lotus be this high.
March 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
old HBO would've never let the dick to boob ratio on white lotus be this high.
it's wild to think, that if I didn't see Elon Musk acting like a complete dipshit with my own eyes, then the "Tesla takedown" movement might have looked like a ploy from the legacy American automakers to take him down. Nope, it's organic, and people are pissed. It feels good. #schadenfreude
March 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
it's wild to think, that if I didn't see Elon Musk acting like a complete dipshit with my own eyes, then the "Tesla takedown" movement might have looked like a ploy from the legacy American automakers to take him down. Nope, it's organic, and people are pissed. It feels good. #schadenfreude
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
get in one for your stupid rockets, or make it so that they don't explode, dumbass
March 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
get in one for your stupid rockets, or make it so that they don't explode, dumbass
Sergeant: JUMP!
Recruit: How high, sir?
Sergeant: How high can you jump?
Recruit: pretty high actually, I bet you I could touch those rafters
Sergeant: Those rafters Bullshit haha.
Recruit: nah, that's too high haha
Sergeant: I kinda think you could haha
Recruit: Dude!!!
Recruit: How high, sir?
Sergeant: How high can you jump?
Recruit: pretty high actually, I bet you I could touch those rafters
Sergeant: Those rafters Bullshit haha.
Recruit: nah, that's too high haha
Sergeant: I kinda think you could haha
Recruit: Dude!!!
March 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sergeant: JUMP!
Recruit: How high, sir?
Sergeant: How high can you jump?
Recruit: pretty high actually, I bet you I could touch those rafters
Sergeant: Those rafters Bullshit haha.
Recruit: nah, that's too high haha
Sergeant: I kinda think you could haha
Recruit: Dude!!!
Recruit: How high, sir?
Sergeant: How high can you jump?
Recruit: pretty high actually, I bet you I could touch those rafters
Sergeant: Those rafters Bullshit haha.
Recruit: nah, that's too high haha
Sergeant: I kinda think you could haha
Recruit: Dude!!!
congrats to SNL on 50 years! That's half a century! Long time!
February 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
congrats to SNL on 50 years! That's half a century! Long time!
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Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
did anyone ever match her freak?
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
did anyone ever match her freak?
Dave Chappelle Roan
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dave Chappelle Roan
What’s more dangerous than a person who doesn’t read? A person who only reads one book.
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What’s more dangerous than a person who doesn’t read? A person who only reads one book.
deepseek should've went public after the 500 billion dollar american investment
January 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
deepseek should've went public after the 500 billion dollar american investment
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just got the call. fired. i was the DEI Coordinator for the CIA. my job was to make the bombs gay. enjoy your hetero coups i guess
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
just got the call. fired. i was the DEI Coordinator for the CIA. my job was to make the bombs gay. enjoy your hetero coups i guess
First they came for the socialists, and I DGAF—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I DGAF'd—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the... I kinda stopped paying attention. I'm fine tho.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I DGAF'd—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the... I kinda stopped paying attention. I'm fine tho.
January 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
First they came for the socialists, and I DGAF—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I DGAF'd—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the... I kinda stopped paying attention. I'm fine tho.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I DGAF'd—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the... I kinda stopped paying attention. I'm fine tho.
We are getting the Panda Express of TikTok
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We are getting the Panda Express of TikTok
so did we get scammed... again? we need more Luigis
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
so did we get scammed... again? we need more Luigis
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Why can't people just accept that Trump tried to ban TikTok in 2020 but failed and then was against the ban when Sleepy Joe was in favor of it and now is going to save TikTok and China is bad and therefore tariffs, but also the CEO of TikTok is going to the inauguration. Why is that so difficult?
January 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Why can't people just accept that Trump tried to ban TikTok in 2020 but failed and then was against the ban when Sleepy Joe was in favor of it and now is going to save TikTok and China is bad and therefore tariffs, but also the CEO of TikTok is going to the inauguration. Why is that so difficult?
"good vibes" said like "goodnight"
January 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"good vibes" said like "goodnight"
very last night of watching tiktoks to sleep
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
very last night of watching tiktoks to sleep
the second you cum this thing should squeeze you between it's thighs and instantly kill you.
Companies are now trying to sell AI robot girlfriends
Price is $175K
Price is $175K
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the second you cum this thing should squeeze you between it's thighs and instantly kill you.
Found the source of the fires
January 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Found the source of the fires
5'10 is one of the taller heights you can be
January 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
5'10 is one of the taller heights you can be