Slappymack
@slappymack.bsky.social
Never has a post been more accurate to my whole entire being.
this body is a machine that turns eggnog into wanting more eggnog
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Never has a post been more accurate to my whole entire being.
Reposted by Slappymack
🔴LIVE Soon!
🔗Links Below
🔗Links Below
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🔴LIVE Soon!
🔗Links Below
🔗Links Below
Reposted by Slappymack
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
Mainly posting this for my own future reference but after fully rewatching episode one of campaign 4 I have a pretty big suspicion that Lady Aranessa played a rather large part in the death of Thjazi. We shall see
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Mainly posting this for my own future reference but after fully rewatching episode one of campaign 4 I have a pretty big suspicion that Lady Aranessa played a rather large part in the death of Thjazi. We shall see
Reposted by Slappymack
Charlie Kirk never served one day in uniform nor one day in office. He made memes on the internet and said shitty things about people on podcasts. If this is who Republicans consider a hero and want to display in death, let them. It says more about them than anyone against their ideology ever could.
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Charlie Kirk never served one day in uniform nor one day in office. He made memes on the internet and said shitty things about people on podcasts. If this is who Republicans consider a hero and want to display in death, let them. It says more about them than anyone against their ideology ever could.
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Reposted by Slappymack
"If the choice is to vote for Hitler or Hitler with a skateboard, you need to vote for Skate Hitler every time"
What every "lesser evil" reply guy sounds like
What every "lesser evil" reply guy sounds like
August 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"If the choice is to vote for Hitler or Hitler with a skateboard, you need to vote for Skate Hitler every time"
What every "lesser evil" reply guy sounds like
What every "lesser evil" reply guy sounds like
Reposted by Slappymack
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
Had a minor heart attack. How's everyones week going?
July 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Had a minor heart attack. How's everyones week going?
Reposted by Slappymack
New video! The Lore of Elden Ring is Unhinged - an exploration of Ymir, Metyr, and the Fingers www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTK...
The Lore of Elden Ring is Unhinged
YouTube video by VaatiVidya
www.youtube.com
June 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
New video! The Lore of Elden Ring is Unhinged - an exploration of Ymir, Metyr, and the Fingers www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjTK...
Reposted by Slappymack
New LIVE Schedule for the Week!
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
New LIVE Schedule for the Week!
Reposted by Slappymack
🧵: Hey y'all, I know it's late & there are more important things happening, but I have a new article going up in the morning. It's about a film that I dearly love & I spent a lot of time trying to get it right (not sure if I did) so I really hope folks dig it: open.substack.com/pub/thehorro...
Indie Horror Hall of Fame: Resolution (2013)
I think it wants a story with an ending.
open.substack.com
June 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
🧵: Hey y'all, I know it's late & there are more important things happening, but I have a new article going up in the morning. It's about a film that I dearly love & I spent a lot of time trying to get it right (not sure if I did) so I really hope folks dig it: open.substack.com/pub/thehorro...
Reposted by Slappymack
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
Reposted by Slappymack
Cancer is truly horrific and my heart breaks for the lives destroyed by this fucking disease.
That being said, I have as much sympathy for Biden as he had for the Palestinians he murdered.
That being said, I have as much sympathy for Biden as he had for the Palestinians he murdered.
May 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Cancer is truly horrific and my heart breaks for the lives destroyed by this fucking disease.
That being said, I have as much sympathy for Biden as he had for the Palestinians he murdered.
That being said, I have as much sympathy for Biden as he had for the Palestinians he murdered.
Reposted by Slappymack
The party picks up in the aftermath of Lolth's deception having conquered the Frostmaiden's Frozen grasp with the help of an Ancient Champion of the Hall, Drizzt Do'Urden! Join us as the the dread of venturing to Barovia for the next piece of the Rod of Seven parts begins tonight! #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e
April 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The party picks up in the aftermath of Lolth's deception having conquered the Frostmaiden's Frozen grasp with the help of an Ancient Champion of the Hall, Drizzt Do'Urden! Join us as the the dread of venturing to Barovia for the next piece of the Rod of Seven parts begins tonight! #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e
Reposted by Slappymack
The Final End of Arc SHOWDOWN with the Cinder Queen Begins tonight!
LIVE NOW!↙️
twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear
LIVE NOW!↙️
twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Final End of Arc SHOWDOWN with the Cinder Queen Begins tonight!
LIVE NOW!↙️
twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear
LIVE NOW!↙️
twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear
youtube.com/CaptainRoBear
Reposted by Slappymack
March 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Slappymack
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
WASHINGTON—Addressing the country to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. prote...
theonion.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
How I feel watching this damn speech.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " my spouse is sleeping around " .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " my spouse is sleeping around " .
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How I feel watching this damn speech.
Reposted by Slappymack
Really tired of this bullshit "America comes together" stuff they keep pushing during the super bowl pregame.
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Really tired of this bullshit "America comes together" stuff they keep pushing during the super bowl pregame.
Look I'm just gonna go ahead and say it...I believe in Joe Hendry.
the back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacket
ALT: the back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Look I'm just gonna go ahead and say it...I believe in Joe Hendry.
Reposted by Slappymack
Gulf of America sounds like a sombrero filled with deep fried mayonnaise that if you finish in under an hour you get for free plus a t-shirt
*no utensils allowed
*no utensils allowed
January 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Gulf of America sounds like a sombrero filled with deep fried mayonnaise that if you finish in under an hour you get for free plus a t-shirt
*no utensils allowed
*no utensils allowed
Tired. Sat vigil to welcome the sun and it was so worth it. Happy Yule to all, and to all a good night.
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Tired. Sat vigil to welcome the sun and it was so worth it. Happy Yule to all, and to all a good night.
Reposted by Slappymack
December 2, 2024 at 1:54 PM