Brian
@slamchez.bsky.social
Software engineer by day, CUNY adjunct lab tech by night. Masters in Comp Sci.
Here for shitposts, hot takes, and overly nerdy tech talk in no particular order. Also: cats
I write things too: https://effingnerdery.net
I write things too: https://effingnerdery.net
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Brian
@slamchez.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Do you think Cuomo finally understands that no means no?
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Do you think Cuomo finally understands that no means no?
Am I the only one that feels like aside from the Air, this years iPhone line is exceptionally boring? There’s no feature that makes me want to upgrade from my 14 Pro Max and the colors this year are…
Even hardware wise, there’s nothing compelling
Even hardware wise, there’s nothing compelling
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Am I the only one that feels like aside from the Air, this years iPhone line is exceptionally boring? There’s no feature that makes me want to upgrade from my 14 Pro Max and the colors this year are…
Even hardware wise, there’s nothing compelling
Even hardware wise, there’s nothing compelling
Tell me you didn’t watch the episode without telling me you didn’t watch the episode
August 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Tell me you didn’t watch the episode without telling me you didn’t watch the episode
Two hundred and fifty years ago this morning the first shots were fired at Lexington and Concord. It was the first instance of rebellion and resistance to tyranny and the crown in the colonies.
Those shots, along with Paul Revere's ride the night before, started the Revolution.
Those shots, along with Paul Revere's ride the night before, started the Revolution.
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Two hundred and fifty years ago this morning the first shots were fired at Lexington and Concord. It was the first instance of rebellion and resistance to tyranny and the crown in the colonies.
Those shots, along with Paul Revere's ride the night before, started the Revolution.
Those shots, along with Paul Revere's ride the night before, started the Revolution.
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I made this for you.
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I made this for you.
Every time the orange dipshit opens his mouth markets crater
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every time the orange dipshit opens his mouth markets crater
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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It’s only a War Plan™ if it comes from the War Room region of the Pentagon. Otherwise it’s just sparkling unclassified policy discussion.
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s only a War Plan™ if it comes from the War Room region of the Pentagon. Otherwise it’s just sparkling unclassified policy discussion.
Don’t fuck with the gamers. We will own you
March 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Don’t fuck with the gamers. We will own you
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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
You know when you’re just so tired and you don’t want to do the thing but you have to do the thing so you’re trying to force yourself to do the thing?
That’s me in the gym parking lot right now
That’s me in the gym parking lot right now
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You know when you’re just so tired and you don’t want to do the thing but you have to do the thing so you’re trying to force yourself to do the thing?
That’s me in the gym parking lot right now
That’s me in the gym parking lot right now
New lawsuit just dropped against Musk. Stick this shit directly into my veins
March 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Democrats really need to get a good old fashioned Type O Negative “you suck” chant going
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Democrats really need to get a good old fashioned Type O Negative “you suck” chant going
So basically Governor Hochul put Mayor Adams on PIP lol
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So basically Governor Hochul put Mayor Adams on PIP lol
Well played Zelensky. Well fucking played.
*slow clap* lol
*slow clap* lol
Never mind that Trump supporters are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, MAGA fascists have ZERO comprehension of what it takes to be this fucking brave, resolute, and courageous. Zelensky is as badass as it gets. 🙌🙏💪👏👇
February 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Well played Zelensky. Well fucking played.
*slow clap* lol
*slow clap* lol
Put this man at a podium every. Fucking. Day.
🔥 “Wake the hell up.”
Former RNC chair @michaelsteele.bsky.social goes in on Elon’s infiltration into the federal government, accessing everyone’s personal info
Former RNC chair @michaelsteele.bsky.social goes in on Elon’s infiltration into the federal government, accessing everyone’s personal info
February 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Put this man at a podium every. Fucking. Day.
Whatever is going on in Tennessee I love it
Weak sauce, @axios.com
We’ll be calling it “Gulf of Mexico” even in the gulags, and we’d boycott White House pressers if we were up there to stand in solidarity with the AP — even if they won’t stand in solidarity as we’re banned from Speaker Sexton’s pressers here in Tennessee.
We’ll be calling it “Gulf of Mexico” even in the gulags, and we’d boycott White House pressers if we were up there to stand in solidarity with the AP — even if they won’t stand in solidarity as we’re banned from Speaker Sexton’s pressers here in Tennessee.
February 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Whatever is going on in Tennessee I love it
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
I just submitted a bug report for Apple Maps since they spelled Gulf of Mexico wrong.
You should too.
Pass it on.
www.apple.com/feedback/map...
You should too.
Pass it on.
www.apple.com/feedback/map...
February 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just submitted a bug report for Apple Maps since they spelled Gulf of Mexico wrong.
You should too.
Pass it on.
www.apple.com/feedback/map...
You should too.
Pass it on.
www.apple.com/feedback/map...
Lmao and we haven’t even hit day 31
"I will bring down inflation on day one."
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Lmao and we haven’t even hit day 31