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Brian
@slamchez.bsky.social
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Software engineer by day, CUNY adjunct lab tech by night. Masters in Comp Sci.
Here for shitposts, hot takes, and overly nerdy tech talk in no particular order. Also: cats

I write things too: https://effingnerdery.net
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Tell me you didn’t watch the episode without telling me you didn’t watch the episode
South Park parody of right winger “debating”liberals. Poster don’t get the joke.
August 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Don’t fuck with the gamers. We will own you
Elon complaining about the new Assassin’s Creed on Twitter and the AC account owns him
March 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I just submitted a bug report for Apple Maps since they spelled Gulf of Mexico wrong.

You should too.

Pass it on.

www.apple.com/feedback/map...
A form with details people should fill out regarding the change to the naming of the Gulf of Mexico.
February 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Way more accurate than we ever could’ve known
Elon Musk at the resolute desk with a mini Trump in a baby’s high chair in front of it
February 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I’m fucking dead lol
Elon can’t be a nazi, they were good at engineering.
January 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Well this meme is gonna be relevant again for at least the next four years
Captain Picard in the captains chair with the caption “damage report”
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Maybe he’ll just pass out drunk and everything will be fine
Photo of Pete Hegseth with the caption”dui hire”
January 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Just… you know
January 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Next up: Germany
CANADA: NOT FOR SALE. PANAMA CANAL: NOT FOR SALE. GREENLAND: NOT FOR SALE. AMERICA: RECENTLY BOUGHT BY ELON MUSK.
January 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Phony Stark strikes again
Nick @Nickiquote@mstdn.social Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that. Jan 01, 2025 at 12:21 PM
January 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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You don’t say…
Biden wonders what he should have done differently Washington Post: “Biden has taken to acknowledging some strategic mistakes, both big and small… Many of his missteps resulted from his determination to restore the age-old rules of the American presidency after Trump’s term, a determination that many of his supporters, in retrospect, consider a politically fatal error.” “In private, Biden has also said he should have picked someone other than Merrick Garland as attorney general, complaining about the Justice Department’s slowness under Garland in prosecuting Trump.”
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Found it!
Elon Musk at the Resolute Desk with a tiny Donald Trump in a tiny high chair in front of it
December 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Simpsons image of an adult smacking a kid upside the head. Adult is South Korea, kid is USA. Text says “that’s how you handle a coup”
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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New York City skyline as seen from West New York, New Jersey
November 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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@skywatch.blue Add this one to the maga blocklist
A user name for a manga block list
November 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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The Hard Times strikes again
Toddler left in cyber truck dies of embarrassment Picture of cyber truck
November 19, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Trump voters in a nutshell
Dinosaurs in red maga style hats looking at the meteor. One of them says this is gonna be great
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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A few photos from earlier
Full moon over the Hudson River and Westchester county Full moon as seen through a tree over the Hudson River and westchester county Full moon over the Hudson River and Westchester county Full moon over the Hudson River and Westchester county
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Total misunderstanding on my part apparently
When QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didn’t know this is what they meant Picture Trump DoJ nominee Matt Gaetz
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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The term “useful idiot” suddenly comes to mind
Donald Trump talked about Elon Musk in his closed House Republican Conference meeting. He thanked Musk for everything he did in the election but added “now I can’t get rid of him.”
November 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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I would also add very rational and not emotional
See how I’m not storming the capital? Very demure. Very mindful.
November 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 4:44 AM