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used to be there, now I'm here, same name. go have a good day or else 🤜
I think if I walk up to the Walgreens pharmacist and they know me on sight and have my prescription ready from seeing me every other day and don't ask questions anymore I should just get free health care. I have a certain je ne sais quoi. gimme
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Mike Wheeler I'm gonna um, actually your dumb ass. in no edition's compendium is Dimension Door a cleric spell you little nerd. get shoved in a locker. wet willy this melvin. plot reasons? fuck naw. not today. get him internet
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I was jazzed that Sean Evans joined for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, but they put him up in a balcony in what's essentially gay baby jail reciting cool as hell parade facts and nobody gets to interact with him. you're doing my fellow Chicagoan dirty. let him be with the people, NBC. D:<
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hell fucking yeah dude
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
dear angry old white man at the dealership: thanks for taking so long to bitch and moan at the parts receptionist? I came after you and shit-talked you, and the receptionist gave me a discount. always be nice to sales people. kindness costs nothing. cheers, wanker
October 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
feels like every day I have to learn something about Taylor Swift against my will. smdh we will never be safe from mediocre white women
October 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The artists will save us. #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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🥹👏
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
August 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me, a Kansan, watching Ma and Pa Kent speak with Southern accents and talk about driving on the I-9 (which isn't in KS) in the new Superman movie:
a close up of a cat 's face with a long mustache .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a long mustache .
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August 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
lmaooooo
July 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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NY Democratic machine genuinely befuddled after the charismatic, talented person with good ideas defeated the sex pest fuck-up with name recognition
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
At the library. A pre-teen came up to the older gentleman at the table next to mine with cheez-its in hand and said, "I'm studying the distributive property and um I'm distributing cheez-its to learn doyouwantthese?" really shyly and I have NEVER regretted having my earbuds in so hard in my life
June 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In the spirit of Pride, I would like to take a moment to stop and apologize to my queer/MLM friends about how excited I got while playing FF14 the other day: I saw another player named Colonel Angus. Even now, I am snickering as memories of an SNL skit rush back.
Colonel Angus Comes Home - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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June 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
June 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Look, I admit I am MONTHS late to this, but.. as a proud but pasty Irish-American, I gotta ask, Ryan Coogler, are we OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED? DO YOU WANNA COME TO A REEL? I'll put the kettle on it's okay holy SHIT
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
where is my funeral invite for the bozja and eureka pull etiquette (shouting "pulling at 19:30" etc.) mine must've gotten lost in the mail it's fine just text me the time and location
a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee under a cloud that says " this is fine "
ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee under a cloud that says " this is fine "
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May 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
me: [stressing through a week of scheduling things meticulously and then setting aside time to hyperfixate on a hobby] yes. I did it. gold star for me. I will now sit down and enjoy this, my hobby.
me, one hour later: well now I'm tired and I don't want to do this.
myself to myself:
a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says why are you the way that you are .
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May 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sometimes Jordan Schlansky has fantastic and correct taste and someone should tell him that his favorite is the best episode. idk couldn't be me though 🤷 #ConanOBrienMustGo
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you're a TTRPG fan and you're not listening to @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social, you're missing tf out. Audio and narrative production on the podcast is doing stuff my ears and brain cannot comprehend. Can't recommend enough.
May 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my trans and gender non-conforming friends and fam.

Trans is beautiful.
We have and will always exist.
Support trans folks today and every other day. 🏳️‍⚧️💖
a group of people are standing with their arms in the air and one of them has the word lay on his back
Alt: a diverse group of people are standing with their arms in the air celebrating. Behind them is the trans pride flag.
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March 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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congrats questing queens 🫶
congrats questing queens!!!
March 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM