hell fucking yeah dude

dear angry old white man at the dealership: thanks for taking so long to bitch and moan at the parts receptionist? I came after you and shit-talked you, and the receptionist gave me a discount. always be nice to sales people. kindness costs nothing. cheers, wanker

lmaooooo

... who am I kidding he looked like a 6 year old cowboy that shit's hilarious I regret nothing. homeboy was taking dirt naps like he was getting paid I've never healed so fast in my life, straight clown behavior I loved every second of it

Sometimes Jordan Schlansky has fantastic and correct taste and someone should tell him that his favorite is the best episode. idk couldn't be me though 🤷 #ConanOBrienMustGo

Abbott Elementary's supporting cast is criminally underrated, holy shit I howled

HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHH

So I may have beef with the props person on #Shrinking from that kitchen scene but holy shit the sudden cut to this almost made me spit chai all over my keyboard laughing. A++

Look I adore Shrinking and am so happy it's back but you want me to believe two not white young adults are hanging out in a Pasadena kitchen drinking water and eating veggie straws? set designer, pls