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Jordan 🪼
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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feel like it should be a bigger story that the global war on terrorism is being replaced with a domestic war on terrorism
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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“I may be a fascist, and Palantir may be creating the Torment Nexus, but at least I know the difference between USB A and USB C, unlike your so-called ‘tech reporter’!” – Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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computer graphics (1998) web.archive.org/web/19981203...
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It'd be cool if YouTube Music would suggest actual forgotten favorites and not just songs I haven't listened to in 36 hours
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I was exposed to Fox News for like 7 minutes at my in-laws' house and oh my fucking god
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Science is real
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The Trump admin is moving from denying climate change to rewriting it. Energy Secretary Chris Wright, a longtime oil industry executive, announced plans to “update” past National Climate Assessments, the gold-standard, peer-reviewed reports that lay out the risks of the climate crisis in detail.
August 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM