Skrackelmôgga
@skrackelmogga.bsky.social
Running the country like a business is for pussies, real men run it like a pump and dump
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Running the country like a business is for pussies, real men run it like a pump and dump
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One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
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how powerful must the Mongol peoples have felt after Genghis Khan went to the sacred mountain and asked the sky god, Tengri, whether they should avenge a lost trade caravan by killing half of Central Asia and Tengri was like “hell yes brother”. There’s no religious substitute for that now
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
how powerful must the Mongol peoples have felt after Genghis Khan went to the sacred mountain and asked the sky god, Tengri, whether they should avenge a lost trade caravan by killing half of Central Asia and Tengri was like “hell yes brother”. There’s no religious substitute for that now
Found two sticks of 8GB ram lying with some old PC parts, we're gonna be rich!
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Found two sticks of 8GB ram lying with some old PC parts, we're gonna be rich!
I support trans rights, but only if you find a person to swap genders with
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I support trans rights, but only if you find a person to swap genders with
HL3 will be a co-op controller-friendly shooter, complete with campaign, wave defense mode and online multiplayer (at least two people can join sharing from each local session)
Or perhaps I am still missing Halo 3
Or perhaps I am still missing Halo 3
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
HL3 will be a co-op controller-friendly shooter, complete with campaign, wave defense mode and online multiplayer (at least two people can join sharing from each local session)
Or perhaps I am still missing Halo 3
Or perhaps I am still missing Halo 3
Something that gets lost in discussions of home labs / self-hosting is how fun it is. Like, incredibly frustrating at times, but so rewarding when you are able to set something up for the first time
September 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Something that gets lost in discussions of home labs / self-hosting is how fun it is. Like, incredibly frustrating at times, but so rewarding when you are able to set something up for the first time
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i condone violence. when violence happens just come find this post and yell at me, i'm the one who condoned it
May 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i condone violence. when violence happens just come find this post and yell at me, i'm the one who condoned it
I have the right to a lawyer, a fair trial and a jury of parrots trained only to say "not guilty"
August 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I have the right to a lawyer, a fair trial and a jury of parrots trained only to say "not guilty"
Evangelion is so fucking good I can't believe it
August 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Evangelion is so fucking good I can't believe it
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
just found out no one is using the Swedish Mile™ outside of sweden, distraught
February 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
just found out no one is using the Swedish Mile™ outside of sweden, distraught
Nosferatu
+ Willem Dafoe
- too scary had to look away
+ Willem Dafoe
- too scary had to look away
January 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Nosferatu
+ Willem Dafoe
- too scary had to look away
+ Willem Dafoe
- too scary had to look away
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felt like shit, then remembered I have snacks at home
September 24, 2024 at 11:02 AM
felt like shit, then remembered I have snacks at home
rendering 3D-models just to make my laptop overheat (my hands are cold)
September 11, 2024 at 7:43 AM
rendering 3D-models just to make my laptop overheat (my hands are cold)
the horrors of a galaxy-wide jihad are undercut a bit when the perpetrators are funny and goofy
February 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the horrors of a galaxy-wide jihad are undercut a bit when the perpetrators are funny and goofy
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This account was created solely to hold the username, and will not be monitored. Jack Dorsey has not sufficiently proved his good character.
To actually interact with me, go visit @ewhac@mastodon.social ( mastodon.social/@ewhac ).
To actually interact with me, go visit @ewhac@mastodon.social ( mastodon.social/@ewhac ).
February 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
This account was created solely to hold the username, and will not be monitored. Jack Dorsey has not sufficiently proved his good character.
To actually interact with me, go visit @ewhac@mastodon.social ( mastodon.social/@ewhac ).
To actually interact with me, go visit @ewhac@mastodon.social ( mastodon.social/@ewhac ).
discovered that the role of 'lovable oaf' turns into just being an oaf very quickly when a tray of sausages end up in the lap of an aunt
December 25, 2023 at 3:40 PM
discovered that the role of 'lovable oaf' turns into just being an oaf very quickly when a tray of sausages end up in the lap of an aunt
Napoleon, very funny. I'd be okay with a coup if it was whimsical and involved empty threats of fratricide
November 22, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Napoleon, very funny. I'd be okay with a coup if it was whimsical and involved empty threats of fratricide
Good day Blue Sky
November 19, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Good day Blue Sky