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Jack
@jackheffernon.bsky.social
Suffering through my masters degree
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Just a Lil guy
Fvsu
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Jujutsu Kaisen referencing Ophelia, my beloved.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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new invincible season save me save me new invincible season
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Radioactive is playing at Applebee's this is peak white people hours
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I'm not sick but my body hurts a lot so it's a sick day
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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I've seen things you people would believe. Room temperature glass of water on the kitchen counter. I watched birds forage in the park near the regular park gate.
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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OP is a british man; opinion invalid
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Who gonna go live on here so I can ignore my work
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Shipworms aren’t worms. They’re bivalves that eat wood with the help of symbiotic bacteria turning wooden shipwrecks into functioning ecosystems. #MolluscMonday Fantastic image from seahistory.org/sea-history-...
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Why do anuses have capsaicin receptors. What a cruel God who made us
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I am very weird And not in a cutsie way. I love sardine sandwiches
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ba ba Bawling ⛹️‍♂️
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I need my prefrontal cortex to be caved in with a comically large mallet
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Music genre idea: remedial math rock
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Does anyone wanna get into a screaming match with me over an inconsequential topic
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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jaws kills charlie kirk
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Hey at what age do I stop feeling unending solitude no matter the situation
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
lithub.com/texas-am-is-...

Lol. literally erasing the foundations of western thought because you can't handle that gender has never been binary.
Texas A&M is banning Plato, citing his “gender ideology.”
Today, Texas A&M resumes classes for the spring semester—but a number of canonized texts will not be welcomed back to school. The public research university has lately been caught in the crossf…
lithub.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Do you guys think I could fix Candace Owens
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I can't get this stupid floor clean at work and I wanna blow up the whole place
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Fuck my stupid idiot chungus life
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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if i ever have sex i am doing it conservatively. condom ON, in MISSIONARY, NO MOANING. i’m taking all of the fun out of sex
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM