Pete Early
@skiterp82.bsky.social
I once got to say I wanted a beer on Jeopardy
Developing a theory that The Politician is just super afraid of needles
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Developing a theory that The Politician is just super afraid of needles
The Pope making his first foreign visit today, to Turkey, is just such a committed dad joke. An il Papa joke, if you will.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Pope making his first foreign visit today, to Turkey, is just such a committed dad joke. An il Papa joke, if you will.
Where was this when I was on?!
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Where was this when I was on?!
Man this rapture flew by. You could almost say it was a…Velocirapture
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Man this rapture flew by. You could almost say it was a…Velocirapture
Historic reversal of precedent for grand juries and ham sandwiches
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Historic reversal of precedent for grand juries and ham sandwiches
Well now I’m questioning my allegiance to the American Party
July 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well now I’m questioning my allegiance to the American Party
Hire Claire! Although No one was better at getting beat on Jeopardy! than me.
This is a blow. No one was better on the Jeopardy! beat. Hire Claire!
time for an unfortunate media rite of passage: after 9 years at The Ringer, I was laid off this week. I’m gutted to leave, but grateful for my time there, the many wonderful folks I worked with over the years, and all the stories I got to tell
June 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hire Claire! Although No one was better at getting beat on Jeopardy! than me.
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Donald Trump's dad when he got excused from Vietnam
May 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Donald Trump's dad when he got excused from Vietnam
The word 'elevated' begs more questions
Cabot Creamery is voluntarily recalling more than 1,700 pounds of butter in seven states after testing found that the products had elevated levels of fecal bacteria, federal safety regulators said.
Cabot Creamery Butter Is Recalled Over Fecal Contamination Risk
The company said it was voluntarily recalling 189 cases of its eight-ounce, sea-salted Extra Creamy Premium Butter after it found elevated levels of coliform bacteria.
www.nytimes.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The word 'elevated' begs more questions
Why do all of these headlines read like when the machines in The Matrix broke through the hull of the Nebuchadnezzar
Members of Elon Musk’s cost-cutting DOGE gained access over the weekend to a payroll system that processes salaries for about 276,000 federal employees across dozens of agencies, despite security concerns raised by IT officials, according to two people familiar with the matter.
DOGE Accesses Federal Payroll System Over Objections of Career Staff
Elon Musk’s team gains visibility into sensitive information about hundreds of thousands of government workers despite security concerns raised by IT officials.
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why do all of these headlines read like when the machines in The Matrix broke through the hull of the Nebuchadnezzar
Has anyone checked Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there?
March 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Has anyone checked Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there?
Im going to Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there
March 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Im going to Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there
As Bob as my witness, I will never under-appreciate the other seasons again
February 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As Bob as my witness, I will never under-appreciate the other seasons again
Brother, I've lived in that rabbit hole since like 1996 when I read this book. Teaching my kids about "Green Boots" was truly a macabre act of parenting.
krakauer sending all the dads back down the “Everest is crazy” rabbit hole this week
man there's a lot of bodies up on everest, like almost a cartoonish number of them
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brother, I've lived in that rabbit hole since like 1996 when I read this book. Teaching my kids about "Green Boots" was truly a macabre act of parenting.
Bills Mafia rules
In an effort to support Ravens TE Mark Andrews, Bills Mafia now has donated close to $95,000 - and counting - to the @BreakthroughT1D organization, which works towards curing and improving the lives of those dealing with Type 1 diabetes like Andrews.
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bills Mafia rules
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I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as me
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as me
Me looking at myself in the mirror before a couples date we made three months ago:
“We’ll face unafraid the plans that we made”
“We’ll face unafraid the plans that we made”
December 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Me looking at myself in the mirror before a couples date we made three months ago:
“We’ll face unafraid the plans that we made”
“We’ll face unafraid the plans that we made”
Look this is all tragic and horrifying. But when RFKJ bans Mountain Dew and Monster the reactions are going to be genuinely hysterical
December 14, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Look this is all tragic and horrifying. But when RFKJ bans Mountain Dew and Monster the reactions are going to be genuinely hysterical
ITS NOT JUST A PHASE!!
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
ITS NOT JUST A PHASE!!
Can’t get over this hed
A video of a dog frolicking atop a pyramid in Egypt took off on social media — but only after it was appropriated and doctored.
A Stray Dog Climbed an Egyptian Pyramid. Along Came a Paraglider.
A video of a dog on a pyramid took off on social media — but only after it was appropriated and doctored.
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Can’t get over this hed
Did Elon buy Netflix too?
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Did Elon buy Netflix too?