Michael Kimball
@michaelkimball.bsky.social
👨👩👧👧🐶🐶. OKC. Reporter turned happy PR guy. Feed the trolls to me. Always cite your sources. My opinions are facts. (Was @mkimball011 on the old good website.)
also you could just replace LT with "trent williams" (same description but fewer characters, and he's angrier) and be set for life with OU-forged bookends
remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
also you could just replace LT with "trent williams" (same description but fewer characters, and he's angrier) and be set for life with OU-forged bookends
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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED'S Sportsperson Of The Year for 2025 is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED'S Sportsperson Of The Year for 2025 is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
just make all transit free in okc. fares are a tiny percentage of embark's funding.
On Friday, EMBARK announced the launch of its OKC Streetcar free fare pilot program beginning January 5.
EMBARK launches free fare pilot program aimed at OKC Streetcar January 5 – July 5
On Friday, EMBARK announced the launch of its OKC Streetcar free fare pilot program beginning January 5.
kfor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
just make all transit free in okc. fares are a tiny percentage of embark's funding.
never forget lane johnson was a practice squad QB at OU, then a tight end. he was all frame when he moved to tackle but it was like watching a dad block children in the end-of-season kids vs. parents game.
remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
never forget lane johnson was a practice squad QB at OU, then a tight end. he was all frame when he moved to tackle but it was like watching a dad block children in the end-of-season kids vs. parents game.
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Was worried I couldn’t find my coffee until I realized I was holding it and I’m just aging poorly is what I’m saying.
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Was worried I couldn’t find my coffee until I realized I was holding it and I’m just aging poorly is what I’m saying.
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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“Now I know we were here before them.”
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“Now I know we were here before them.”
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Check out this story from The Oklahoman: ICE agents active in SW Oklahoma City Wednesday morning, OHP confirms
Agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement are active in south OKC, which also led to road closures in the area.
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2...
Agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement are active in south OKC, which also led to road closures in the area.
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2...
ICE agents in SW Oklahoma City Wednesday morning, OHP confirms
Agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement are active in south OKC, which also led to road closures in the area.
www.oklahoman.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Check out this story from The Oklahoman: ICE agents active in SW Oklahoma City Wednesday morning, OHP confirms
Agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement are active in south OKC, which also led to road closures in the area.
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2...
Agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement are active in south OKC, which also led to road closures in the area.
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2...
"small markets"
The NBA had a very good Christmas Day given the NFL comp. The five games averaged 5.5M viewers, up 4% from 2024.
Spurs-Thunder averaged 6.7M viewers in in the 2:30 p.m. ET window and peaked at 7.4M
That's ESPN’s most-watched NBA Christmas game in the time slot since 2017.
Spurs-Thunder averaged 6.7M viewers in in the 2:30 p.m. ET window and peaked at 7.4M
That's ESPN’s most-watched NBA Christmas game in the time slot since 2017.
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"small markets"
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as an okc person this tracks (except for oklahoma being in red) ... generally if it's west of here "yes" and if it's east of here "no"
probably good that I'm "willing" to live where I actually live
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
as an okc person this tracks (except for oklahoma being in red) ... generally if it's west of here "yes" and if it's east of here "no"
This message only for people without kids. The rest of us zeroed it out by the Fourth of July.
REMINDER TO SPEND YOUR FSA DOLLARS TODAY OR TOMORROW
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This message only for people without kids. The rest of us zeroed it out by the Fourth of July.
movies are too long now
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
movies are too long now
College football should use the FIFA transfer system so the small schools get to cash in when they incubate talent. Bigger schools gotta pay a transfer fee to buy the right to sign them.
Congrats UNT, you had your best season ever and your roster is getting picked over like a giant poptart at a bowl game.
Good for the players, horrendous for program support
Poaching schools got to like toss in 25k per kid finders fee or something. Need CBA and some cut outs.
Good for the players, horrendous for program support
Poaching schools got to like toss in 25k per kid finders fee or something. Need CBA and some cut outs.
December 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
College football should use the FIFA transfer system so the small schools get to cash in when they incubate talent. Bigger schools gotta pay a transfer fee to buy the right to sign them.
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
Declare for the draft without saying “with that being said” challenge.
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Declare for the draft without saying “with that being said” challenge.
IMO should be a more frequent version of what you see when ND busts out the green. Lobos need to play most games in their regular (great!) school colors and then bust out the turquoise for some extra pop in the big games.
New Mexico should make these the standard home uniforms. I like the cherry red, but these turquoise unis are outstanding.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
IMO should be a more frequent version of what you see when ND busts out the green. Lobos need to play most games in their regular (great!) school colors and then bust out the turquoise for some extra pop in the big games.
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🚗 DRIVE-THROUGH Petition Signing - OKC!
Stay in your car & sign the SQ836 petition this weekend!
📍 Freeman Collision Center
3429 N May Ave, Okc
🗓️ Friday, December 26 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
🗓️ Saturday, December 27 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Let’s make OK elections work for everyone!
Www.voteyes836.com
Stay in your car & sign the SQ836 petition this weekend!
📍 Freeman Collision Center
3429 N May Ave, Okc
🗓️ Friday, December 26 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
🗓️ Saturday, December 27 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Let’s make OK elections work for everyone!
Www.voteyes836.com
HOME | Vote Yes 836
Vote Yes 836 aims to reform the state's primary election system. The proposed change would replace the current closed, partisan primaries with open primaries, allowing all voters, regardless of party ...
Www.voteyes836.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🚗 DRIVE-THROUGH Petition Signing - OKC!
Stay in your car & sign the SQ836 petition this weekend!
📍 Freeman Collision Center
3429 N May Ave, Okc
🗓️ Friday, December 26 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
🗓️ Saturday, December 27 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Let’s make OK elections work for everyone!
Www.voteyes836.com
Stay in your car & sign the SQ836 petition this weekend!
📍 Freeman Collision Center
3429 N May Ave, Okc
🗓️ Friday, December 26 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
🗓️ Saturday, December 27 | 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Let’s make OK elections work for everyone!
Www.voteyes836.com
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December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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pew pew pew, laser goes boom etc
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
pew pew pew, laser goes boom etc
all hail
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
all hail
We call K-Pop Demon Hunters “Pop-K Demon Hunters” because that’s how our youngest says it but I just said it that way to an adult out of habit and I am ready for physician-assisted death.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We call K-Pop Demon Hunters “Pop-K Demon Hunters” because that’s how our youngest says it but I just said it that way to an adult out of habit and I am ready for physician-assisted death.