Michael Kimball
@michaelkimball.bsky.social
👨👩👧👧🐶🐶. OKC. Reporter turned happy PR guy. Feed the trolls to me. Always cite your sources. My opinions are facts. (Was @mkimball011 on the old good website.)
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
Mamdani is going to implement Sha’Carri law. Everyone gonna smoke weed and the competition too.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha’Carri law. Everyone gonna smoke weed and the competition too.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
financial disaster struck my brother the same day I had to mail him a package so I did what I had to do
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
financial disaster struck my brother the same day I had to mail him a package so I did what I had to do
always show up for jury duty
Spent a solid five minutes explaining the Sandwich Guy Saga to my wife, who is Instagram online not BSKY online, and she was incredulous and went directly to jury nullification.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
always show up for jury duty
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
pope bob is really good at pope-ing
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
pope bob is really good at pope-ing
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
You all should know that local nonprofit media has been doing amazing work recently in Oklahoma. @nondocmedia.bsky.social, @oklahomawatch.bsky.social, @readfrontier.bsky.social, @oklahomavoice.com, @kgou.org, @kosuradio.bsky.social and @freepressokc.bsky.social to name several.
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You all should know that local nonprofit media has been doing amazing work recently in Oklahoma. @nondocmedia.bsky.social, @oklahomawatch.bsky.social, @readfrontier.bsky.social, @oklahomavoice.com, @kgou.org, @kosuradio.bsky.social and @freepressokc.bsky.social to name several.
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unfortunately he’s right about this. we need to go back to strictly requiring knee pads for every player. this is still a society despite the best efforts of some
Meanwhile, Kirk Herbstreit wants a penalty called on the Oklahoma kicker for wearing short pants
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
unfortunately he’s right about this. we need to go back to strictly requiring knee pads for every player. this is still a society despite the best efforts of some
And God saw what he had made and it was very good.
My first experience at a European soccer match was sitting above the supporters section of Hertha BSC in Berlin. I saw a giant flag go up in flame due to it getting too close to a flare, and the crowd never stopped singing.
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
And God saw what he had made and it was very good.
sad but inevitable
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
sad but inevitable
Prayers up to teachers of the world on a Halloween Friday 🙏
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Prayers up to teachers of the world on a Halloween Friday 🙏
Dad mode activated for the winter season. It was the first day I could look at someone next to me on the elevator and say, “Wouldn’t be so bad without that wind.”
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Dad mode activated for the winter season. It was the first day I could look at someone next to me on the elevator and say, “Wouldn’t be so bad without that wind.”
The ChatGPT commercials make me want to throw stuff at the TV.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The ChatGPT commercials make me want to throw stuff at the TV.
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This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Sexy “Ajay Mitchell contract”
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sexy “Ajay Mitchell contract”
Can’t stop Ajay Mitchell can only hope to contain him etc
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Can’t stop Ajay Mitchell can only hope to contain him etc
Has never liked the “Palace on the Prairie” thing. If anything it’s more like the “Castle in the Cross Timbers.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Has never liked the “Palace on the Prairie” thing. If anything it’s more like the “Castle in the Cross Timbers.”
Thunder OTs have basically erased an entire Warriors game off the national TV schedule at this point.
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thunder OTs have basically erased an entire Warriors game off the national TV schedule at this point.
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Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years
who is better at posting? asking with sincerity and urgency.
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
who is better at posting? asking with sincerity and urgency.
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@andrewschlecht.bsky.social Reading/listening to folks surprised about heavy KD booing (I know you weren’t). It was the last “Thunder vs. KD” game, the “we did it without you” game. He’ll get boos later on but now it’s “Thunder vs. Rockets.” Demons exorcised. Intense booing last night part of it.
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social Reading/listening to folks surprised about heavy KD booing (I know you weren’t). It was the last “Thunder vs. KD” game, the “we did it without you” game. He’ll get boos later on but now it’s “Thunder vs. Rockets.” Demons exorcised. Intense booing last night part of it.