Christopher
skirkster.bsky.social
Christopher
@skirkster.bsky.social
I am literally wearing the shirt that says “air will be bud”
Call me when they have The 100 Lives of Black Jack Savage
More titles for the curious: Bewitched, Running Wilde, Charlie's Angels, Here Come the Brides, What's Happening & What's Happening Now, Fantasy Island, Men in Black, The Real Ghostbusters, My Two Dads, Fantasy Island (1998), I Dream of Jeanie, Strong Medicine, Jumanji, Silver Spoons & Archie Bunker
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Yeah the guy who also picked Alabama to win today
The semifinals are set!
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
God stuff aside, Fernando is a very good interview
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ESPN showing a self promo for helping teachers with $1,000 or $5,000 or whatever and patting themselves on the back. Meanwhile that shithead McAfee gives away $500K every week to a kid that kicks a field goal.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh good lord what is this Rob Reiner news
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Clown show is off the fucking rails one minute into the finale what the FUCK
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
God damn Keighley can’t pronounce anything correct. Hand over the show to someone else, my man
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Land of 1,000 Dances
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A new holiday comedy from Chains Hell Brooks
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Man, fuck Jimmy Fallon forever. He’s such a suckup little shit.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wildly upsetting clown show on HBO tonight
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Fucking ZASLAV god I hate him so much
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Quality stuff at the cards against humanity 99% sale
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Watching rock and roll HOF clips on TikTok and then Letterman shows up for Warren Zevon and I start sobbing uncontrobally

Don’t get me wrong, Outkast accepting their induction together also gave me the same reaction, I never thought I would see them together on stage ever again
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Mother of god Hawkeyes if you do this I will explode
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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GUS-SPLOSIUON
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Indiana literally defeated gravity to win that game
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, “If you label me, you negate me?”
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
God fuck google and fuck Disney for this dragged out bullshit. Just directing people right into portnoy’s fucking grubby hands
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I opened Instagram and the first seven posts in my feed were accounts that I don’t follow.

Death to Mark Zuckerberg
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They very notably on CNN did not point out that among Black voters Eric Adams was LAST
Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ayyyy I got a block after calling Scott Jennings a cunt! I’ll take that any day!

Fucking losers
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It is time to end Chuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM