David Sheppard
@sketchydave.bsky.social
Originally from Portsmouth (and still support the team) but now live in Walthamstow in London with my husband and greyhound. Profile name is due to my love of recounting comedy lines from sketch shows etc. At least I hope that’s how I got that nickname!
AI is so good they say. So when a client uses said AI to question my work ethic despite being 100% wrong and I’ve got to send 3 emails to point that out, I’d say it’s not and it’s taken my time to do that. Thanks AI. Where do I send the bill for my time for your inaccuracy?
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AI is so good they say. So when a client uses said AI to question my work ethic despite being 100% wrong and I’ve got to send 3 emails to point that out, I’d say it’s not and it’s taken my time to do that. Thanks AI. Where do I send the bill for my time for your inaccuracy?
Sort this out #bbc. You’re the national broadcaster and this type of spelling is dreadful considering it’s the main story of the whole day and has been for hours.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sort this out #bbc. You’re the national broadcaster and this type of spelling is dreadful considering it’s the main story of the whole day and has been for hours.
Love our camouflage dog!
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Love our camouflage dog!
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it's real support from actual racists
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's real support from actual racists
Thank you @jonsopel1.bsky.social for introducing me to the term 'the armchair' to describe trump. He does indeed bear the impression of the last person to sit on him. Love it!
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Thank you @jonsopel1.bsky.social for introducing me to the term 'the armchair' to describe trump. He does indeed bear the impression of the last person to sit on him. Love it!
Well the putin trump presser wasn’t worth being awake for at gone midnight local time. Neither said anything of note. They may as well have been giving a weather forecast for a fortnights time for what that was worth!
August 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well the putin trump presser wasn’t worth being awake for at gone midnight local time. Neither said anything of note. They may as well have been giving a weather forecast for a fortnights time for what that was worth!
‘Sales of Kingsmill and Hovis loaves are thought to have fallen flat due to a drop in demand for basic pre-packaged bread, as speciality breads such as sourdough and ciabatta took a bigger slice of the market.’
They must have enjoyed writing that! 😂
They must have enjoyed writing that! 😂
Kingsmill to buy Hovis in move that would create UK's biggest bread producer
Warburtons is the current market leader and the deal needs approval from the competition watchdog.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
‘Sales of Kingsmill and Hovis loaves are thought to have fallen flat due to a drop in demand for basic pre-packaged bread, as speciality breads such as sourdough and ciabatta took a bigger slice of the market.’
They must have enjoyed writing that! 😂
They must have enjoyed writing that! 😂
I bet trump wished a few more had gone in with high stakes at his casinos. He may not have lost money then. Come to think of it, I think we all wish we had too. We would then have a sane person in the WH.
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I bet trump wished a few more had gone in with high stakes at his casinos. He may not have lost money then. Come to think of it, I think we all wish we had too. We would then have a sane person in the WH.
For the last three nights I’ve had to calm my dog due to fireworks. What is it? A Level results, a few birthdays or humans just being insensitive c*n*s? Last night they went on until 11.40pm. I’ve had enough of people not caring about others. When did we stop being thoughtful?
August 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
For the last three nights I’ve had to calm my dog due to fireworks. What is it? A Level results, a few birthdays or humans just being insensitive c*n*s? Last night they went on until 11.40pm. I’ve had enough of people not caring about others. When did we stop being thoughtful?
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the room next door - When Donald Trump was Called Out
July 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the room next door - When Donald Trump was Called Out
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New sign at yam tits golf course. Reads, "Twinned with Epstein Island." In anticipation of his visit. Alba Gu Brath!!
July 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
New sign at yam tits golf course. Reads, "Twinned with Epstein Island." In anticipation of his visit. Alba Gu Brath!!
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
As a mortgage broker without any ties to estate agents I had to watch #panorama tonight. Aside from proper regulation that is needed I’d like to see all offers on properties having to go through an independent portal or website that only sellers can see. That would fix a lot of problems.
July 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As a mortgage broker without any ties to estate agents I had to watch #panorama tonight. Aside from proper regulation that is needed I’d like to see all offers on properties having to go through an independent portal or website that only sellers can see. That would fix a lot of problems.
Two amazing actors in this so should be good #sohoplace #thefifthstep
July 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Two amazing actors in this so should be good #sohoplace #thefifthstep
@bbcstever.bsky.social is a great reporter for the BBC. Managing to bring news from a country that has little regard for the West and probably under some restraint of what he can say and do is an amazing skill.
This week one Russian paper suggested Donald Trump “looks like a loser.” By contrast Russians are being told they’re a nation of winners. I visit a ‘patriotic festival’ near Moscow. Think village fete – with firearms. Our latest report from Russia. Thanks to the BBC News Moscow team.
July 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@bbcstever.bsky.social is a great reporter for the BBC. Managing to bring news from a country that has little regard for the West and probably under some restraint of what he can say and do is an amazing skill.
Happy third birthday to this lovely boy. Many more years of seat stealing to come (hence the knowing look!).
July 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Happy third birthday to this lovely boy. Many more years of seat stealing to come (hence the knowing look!).
33 degrees Celsius. Sun out in full force. Everyone is a sticky mess. And yet in Walthamstow…..
July 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
33 degrees Celsius. Sun out in full force. Everyone is a sticky mess. And yet in Walthamstow…..
Greyhounds are known for being close and loving. Bryn is no exception!
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Greyhounds are known for being close and loving. Bryn is no exception!
Will #trump be there? Those damn bone spurs flared up I guess. Maybe they should build a golf course in Kyiv.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Keir Starmer to visit Ukraine to call for 30-day ceasefire in war
The prime minister will join world leaders as they vow to
www.bbc.co.uk
May 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Will #trump be there? Those damn bone spurs flared up I guess. Maybe they should build a golf course in Kyiv.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Will Mike Waltz now start to speak out about the trump disaster? Boy, do I hope so!
May 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Will Mike Waltz now start to speak out about the trump disaster? Boy, do I hope so!
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