Steve Pratt
@sjpratt16.bsky.social
Nothing to see here, move along....
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One underrated thing Mamdani has going for him is that he has always known he is ineligible for the presidency
The profession of elected official attracts a lot of people with delusions of grandeur and an agenda built around getting to the job they want rather than doing the job they actually have
The profession of elected official attracts a lot of people with delusions of grandeur and an agenda built around getting to the job they want rather than doing the job they actually have
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
One underrated thing Mamdani has going for him is that he has always known he is ineligible for the presidency
The profession of elected official attracts a lot of people with delusions of grandeur and an agenda built around getting to the job they want rather than doing the job they actually have
The profession of elected official attracts a lot of people with delusions of grandeur and an agenda built around getting to the job they want rather than doing the job they actually have
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Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
Aw, nuts. Sorry Canada.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Aw, nuts. Sorry Canada.
Both benches return to their respective dugouts, slightly annoyed, but no worse for wear.
"Hey, where's Shohei?", the manager asks. Nobody responds.
Five minutes later, Jack Ryan's phone rings. It's the President. Of Baseball.
"Hey, where's Shohei?", the manager asks. Nobody responds.
Five minutes later, Jack Ryan's phone rings. It's the President. Of Baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Buddy Kennedy, 2025 World Series Champion.
Buddy Kennedy could get a ring this year if the Phillies, Blue Jays or Dodgers win the World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Buddy Kennedy, 2025 World Series Champion.
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In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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He’s so large!
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
He’s so large!
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2025 POSTSEASON FIELD
Teams to clinch a postseason spot:
1. Brewers, 9/13
2. Phillies, 9/14
3. Cubs, 9/17
4. Dodgers, 9/19
5. Blue Jays, 9/21
6. Padres, 9/22
7. Yankees, 9/23
8. Mariners, 9/23
9. Red Sox, 9/26
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11.
12.
Teams to clinch a postseason spot:
1. Brewers, 9/13
2. Phillies, 9/14
3. Cubs, 9/17
4. Dodgers, 9/19
5. Blue Jays, 9/21
6. Padres, 9/22
7. Yankees, 9/23
8. Mariners, 9/23
9. Red Sox, 9/26
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September 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
2025 POSTSEASON FIELD
Teams to clinch a postseason spot:
1. Brewers, 9/13
2. Phillies, 9/14
3. Cubs, 9/17
4. Dodgers, 9/19
5. Blue Jays, 9/21
6. Padres, 9/22
7. Yankees, 9/23
8. Mariners, 9/23
9. Red Sox, 9/26
10.
11.
12.
Teams to clinch a postseason spot:
1. Brewers, 9/13
2. Phillies, 9/14
3. Cubs, 9/17
4. Dodgers, 9/19
5. Blue Jays, 9/21
6. Padres, 9/22
7. Yankees, 9/23
8. Mariners, 9/23
9. Red Sox, 9/26
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I’m starting to notice a trend in the polling data…
—Top Public Worry: Corruption
—Biggest problem in Fed Gov: Corruption
—Top fear: Corruption
—What one word would you use to describe American government?: “Corrupt”
It’s almost like voters are trying to tell us something.
—Top Public Worry: Corruption
—Biggest problem in Fed Gov: Corruption
—Top fear: Corruption
—What one word would you use to describe American government?: “Corrupt”
It’s almost like voters are trying to tell us something.
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m starting to notice a trend in the polling data…
—Top Public Worry: Corruption
—Biggest problem in Fed Gov: Corruption
—Top fear: Corruption
—What one word would you use to describe American government?: “Corrupt”
It’s almost like voters are trying to tell us something.
—Top Public Worry: Corruption
—Biggest problem in Fed Gov: Corruption
—Top fear: Corruption
—What one word would you use to describe American government?: “Corrupt”
It’s almost like voters are trying to tell us something.
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The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.
On a 2023 earnings call, Elon Musk boasted that Tesla had bagged “over 1 million” Cybertruck reservations and that “demand is off the charts.”
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
‘Over 1 Million’ People Wanted a Cybertruck. Where Are They?
“Demand is off the charts!” Elon Musk crowed at the end of 2023, citing more than a million reservations for Tesla's polarizing polygonic pickup—so why has it still sold less than 50,000?
wrd.cm
March 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.
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People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
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Finally a dog high on bath salts
Niko 🦮
Young male Australian Shepherd
Adoptable from Australian Shepherds Furever (Ontario, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/niko-74850978/ca/chula-vista/australian-shepherds-furever-ca2261/
Young male Australian Shepherd
Adoptable from Australian Shepherds Furever (Ontario, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/niko-74850978/ca/chula-vista/australian-shepherds-furever-ca2261/
January 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Finally a dog high on bath salts
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United States Supreme Court rules 5-4 that South Korean authorities cannot arrest President Yoon
Breaking: South Korean authorities arrested President Yoon at 10:33 a.m.
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
United States Supreme Court rules 5-4 that South Korean authorities cannot arrest President Yoon
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Quarrel over a Lost Game, by Gillis van Tilborgh the Younger, mid 17th c, 📸 via @SpokedZ
January 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Quarrel over a Lost Game, by Gillis van Tilborgh the Younger, mid 17th c, 📸 via @SpokedZ
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LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.
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December 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.