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Plug McSassy
@sj.gg
NYT journalist
not on the epstein list, stop asking
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo

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🚨 trump doesn’t believe anything 🚨
🚨 nothing is true or false to him 🚨
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
fine. good
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Reposted by Plug McSassy
nothing means anything anymore 😵‍💫
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Also I get to tuck him in at night and give him a little smooch.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
send him there every day. seems like he won’t mind
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
hehe it tickles
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
yum yum!
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there is no reason a mayonnaise brainwit like me should have 11K followers
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
every few minutes. ceej does not comprehend the power he wields (unless…)
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
struggling to believe you eat the skin layer of the banana and not that you peel the cob
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh fuck it’s @ceej.online again. when will he stop this madness

bsky.app/profile/ceej...
happy one year anniversary to the time I asked a couple of IRL buddies if they "wanted a few more followers" and then accidentally exposed them to so many people they stopped using the web site entirely
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Nov 21
I made a starter pack of people who made a post so good I showed my wife. my wife is normal so I have to physically show her posts on here. I'll update this list every time someone makes a post so good I show it to my wife
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i try to feel sounds thru the bhole
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM