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NYT journalist
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every few minutes. ceej does not comprehend the power he wields (unless…)
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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it’s 2025 you can just call it the Gay Wolf
sign at the zoo that reads: The Wolf That Loves Fruit
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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bitch i woke up like this
my big white cat Thorb looking directly at the camera, being all snuggly under my human arm in bed
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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dumpster with graffiti on it that says BUTT FART
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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THE YOU KNIGHTED STAY DOVE A MERRY KUH
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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ok i’m reading it really closely
the quote, with a crudely drawn magnifying glass over “stop him”
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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i dunno. whatever
dril dracula sniper woke meme, modified to read: CHIEF: campaign is in our sites. Take the shot! WIFE: I can’t, Sir. I’m aloof! ME: (watching through binoculars): she’s aloof! she won’t do it!
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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i have added a new dumb shirt to my dumb shirt
store

www.etsy.com/listing/4395...
pink t-shirt with the words: THIS SHIRT IS VALID
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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why is this part so big
venn diagram: "has instantly disqualifying attribute(s)" ^ "running for office" with the overlap highlighted
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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not really, but it would be very funny
bush 2nd plane meme: SIR / THERE'S A 2ND NAZI TATTOO
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
sj.gg
when oyster man saw this skit
garfield meme - "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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they're melting the jewels! they're melting the gems!
USA Today: Where are the jewels? Stolen Louvre loot may be melted down.
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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clown with rainbow hair and big red honkable nose
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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link?
let me iiiiiiin! meme
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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happy to report that Pokémon Z-A is even more Choose-Your-Style-Of-Lesbian than ever before!
pokémon z-a player character appearance options: 8 similar lesbians
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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fall!
bright yellow ginkgo leaves on branches in front of a deep red rusty wall
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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fall!
curved building with many rooftop terraces behind red, orange and green fall foliage
October 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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ominous sight outside our compound of me and my long-left-armed friends
pickup truck full of real estate sign posts
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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the only good thing i saw in LA
art: a jesus cross with bright red framing and full of pills
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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k
maple tree seen thru umbrellas
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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crisp rat oh face meme
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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i found this looking for inspiration. not sure if he really said this
quote from orson welles, in arabic or something
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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ok that’s not free, or even really a donation

it’s just buying a curly fries for a dollar??
sign at jack in the bjesus fish: DONATE $1 AND GET A FREE SMALL CURLY FRY
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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silly cat
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Check out my new T-shirt! Never again forget that elon is coming to your island on Dec. 6! (Supposing it is still happening)

www.etsy.com/listing/4376...
T-Shirt what says: Reminder: Elon Musk to island Dec. 6 (is this still happening?)
September 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM