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Kendrick playing the Super Bowl is the only recorded instance of a man beating another to death & everyone is so happy he’s invited to dig up the corpse and set fire to it in front of 110 million people
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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drake has died
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is
January 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Azul doesn't care about Tik Tok. Only about walks and belly rubs.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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If Congress actually gave a damn about our data privacy, they would’ve passed a sweeping data privacy bill, not a bill targeting TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wish I could nap like this. @cats.bsky.social
July 12, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Perks of being a teacher in May: last year we found an abandoned dumpster kitten. Now he's a big hobgoblin that enjoys chirping at birds and 2am zoomies.
May 13, 2023 at 9:11 PM
These are interesting times to be a US history teacher. My favorite thing to do is remind my students that as long as they've read the Constitution they're off to a better start than some of our elected officials.
May 12, 2023 at 1:00 AM
#TeacherAppreciationWeek Guess it wouldn't hurt to put my classroom supply list here. Like most AZ teachers, I have to buy my own materials 🫠
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
May 10, 2023 at 4:01 AM