Kendrick playing the Super Bowl is the only recorded instance of a man beating another to death & everyone is so happy he’s invited to dig up the corpse and set fire to it in front of 110 million people

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

drake has died

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

Azul doesn't care about Tik Tok. Only about walks and belly rubs.

If Congress actually gave a damn about our data privacy, they would’ve passed a sweeping data privacy bill, not a bill targeting TikTok.

I wish I could nap like this. @cats.bsky.social

Perks of being a teacher in May: last year we found an abandoned dumpster kitten. Now he's a big hobgoblin that enjoys chirping at birds and 2am zoomies.

These are interesting times to be a US history teacher. My favorite thing to do is remind my students that as long as they've read the Constitution they're off to a better start than some of our elected officials.

#TeacherAppreciationWeek Guess it wouldn't hurt to put my classroom supply list here. Like most AZ teachers, I have to buy my own materials 🫠