Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏
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PDA Autism🧩 Atheist⚛️
HistoryWizard🧠 BLM✊🏿
LGBTAlly🌈 E.R.A. in This Era!⏳
AOC/Sanders💙 Liberal•Democrat🌊
Whovian🔑 Cannabis🪴
Vaxxed💉 Stuck In BigotBelt🆘
Slava Ukraini🇺🇦!
HistoryWizard🧠 BLM✊🏿
LGBTAlly🌈 E.R.A. in This Era!⏳
AOC/Sanders💙 Liberal•Democrat🌊
Whovian🔑 Cannabis🪴
Vaxxed💉 Stuck In BigotBelt🆘
Slava Ukraini🇺🇦!
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
Depression’s been hitting hard lately. Honestly, the ‘2gigs’ in Upload seem to have it better than me—and they’re literally dead.
August 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Depression’s been hitting hard lately. Honestly, the ‘2gigs’ in Upload seem to have it better than me—and they’re literally dead.
The universe is far too vast a backyard for there to be only one anthill in it.
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The universe is far too vast a backyard for there to be only one anthill in it.
Life without weed is
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Life without weed is
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.
Words of encouragement are the rain of talking, searching for a leak in the roof…falling hard, drenching the walls, hoping something will finally drip through and make a difference.
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Words of encouragement are the rain of talking, searching for a leak in the roof…falling hard, drenching the walls, hoping something will finally drip through and make a difference.
My tank of try is dry;
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.
— SirProfOfPun
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.
— SirProfOfPun
August 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My tank of try is dry;
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.
— SirProfOfPun
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.
— SirProfOfPun
This song will give your heartbeat a real rat-a-tat-tat!
Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...
Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...
I'm Just Happy to Be Here - Ellen Foley and Karla DeVito
YouTube video by Ellen Foley
youtube.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This song will give your heartbeat a real rat-a-tat-tat!
Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...
Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...
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Remembering the cowardice on Jan 6, 2021
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Remembering the cowardice on Jan 6, 2021
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.
“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”
July 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”
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July 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think it’s when you find yourself as down on your luck as spreading peanut butter on bread with your finger, that I paused to ask myself how many times did I actually wash my hands today versus how many I counted?
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think it’s when you find yourself as down on your luck as spreading peanut butter on bread with your finger, that I paused to ask myself how many times did I actually wash my hands today versus how many I counted?
A metaphor for (PDA) pathological demand avoidance…
It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save.
#PDA #autism #PDAautism
It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save.
#PDA #autism #PDAautism
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A metaphor for (PDA) pathological demand avoidance…
It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save.
#PDA #autism #PDAautism
It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save.
#PDA #autism #PDAautism
I’m betting Charter renamed their cable service as Spectrum…
due to how shady they are.
due to how shady they are.
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m betting Charter renamed their cable service as Spectrum…
due to how shady they are.
due to how shady they are.
Stick with me here… if we composted humans instead of zip locking them in laminated caskets, food would have a higher chance of being truly farmer grown.
May 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stick with me here… if we composted humans instead of zip locking them in laminated caskets, food would have a higher chance of being truly farmer grown.
#GoodMythicalMorn
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
May 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#GoodMythicalMorn
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
“Reality is shaped by our perceptions; it isn’t created by them.”
— Earl of Binghamshire
— Earl of Binghamshire
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Reality is shaped by our perceptions; it isn’t created by them.”
— Earl of Binghamshire
— Earl of Binghamshire
Trump fired the Librarian of Congress without cause!
Send an email to your representative to stop Trump's attack on the Library of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org/emailhayden via @everylibrary.bsky.social
Send an email to your representative to stop Trump's attack on the Library of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org/emailhayden via @everylibrary.bsky.social
SEND AN EMAIL: Tell Congress to Reinstate the Librarian of Congress!
President Trump has crossed another dangerous line by abruptly firing Dr. Carla Hayden, the Librarian of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org
May 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump fired the Librarian of Congress without cause!
Send an email to your representative to stop Trump's attack on the Library of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org/emailhayden via @everylibrary.bsky.social
Send an email to your representative to stop Trump's attack on the Library of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org/emailhayden via @everylibrary.bsky.social
Today is my 50th birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today is my 50th birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
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We have to hold the line of compassion. 🙏🏽
May 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We have to hold the line of compassion. 🙏🏽
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I am watching the documentary
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
May 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I am watching the documentary
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!