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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏
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PDA Autism🧩 Atheist⚛️
HistoryWizard🧠 BLM✊🏿
LGBTAlly🌈 E.R.A. in This Era!⏳
AOC/Sanders💙 Liberal•Democrat🌊
Whovian🔑 Cannabis🪴
Vaxxed💉 Stuck In BigotBelt🆘
Slava Ukraini🇺🇦!
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This is my work.

This is me.
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Depression’s been hitting hard lately. Honestly, the ‘2gigs’ in Upload seem to have it better than me—and they’re literally dead.
August 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The universe is far too vast a backyard for there to be only one anthill in it.
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Life without weed is
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Words of encouragement are the rain of talking, searching for a leak in the roof…falling hard, drenching the walls, hoping something will finally drip through and make a difference.
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My tank of try is dry;
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.

— SirProfOfPun
August 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This song will give your heartbeat a real rat-a-tat-tat!

Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”

youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...
I'm Just Happy to Be Here - Ellen Foley and Karla DeVito
YouTube video by Ellen Foley
youtube.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Remembering the cowardice on Jan 6, 2021
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”
July 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
#Republicans*

*Sicko Sycophants
July 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Vibe check:
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Salmonella tied to eggs… sickens dozens.

#SickPuns #Puns
June 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think it’s when you find yourself as down on your luck as spreading peanut butter on bread with your finger, that I paused to ask myself how many times did I actually wash my hands today versus how many I counted?
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A metaphor for (PDA) pathological demand avoidance…

It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save.

#PDA #autism #PDAautism
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m betting Charter renamed their cable service as Spectrum…

due to how shady they are.
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Stick with me here… if we composted humans instead of zip locking them in laminated caskets, food would have a higher chance of being truly farmer grown.
May 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
#GoodMythicalMorn

Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,

There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!

Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun

*Rhett & Link
May 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Reality is shaped by our perceptions; it isn’t created by them.”

— Earl of Binghamshire
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Trump fired the Librarian of Congress without cause!

Send an email to your representative to stop Trump's attack on the Library of Congress.

action.everylibrary.org/emailhayden via @everylibrary.bsky.social
SEND AN EMAIL: Tell Congress to Reinstate the Librarian of Congress!
President Trump has crossed another dangerous line by abruptly firing Dr. Carla Hayden, the Librarian of Congress.
action.everylibrary.org
May 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today is my 50th birthday.

Happy Birthday to me.
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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We have to hold the line of compassion. 🙏🏽
May 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am watching the documentary
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.

I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
May 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM