Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏
@sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social
PDA Autism🧩 Atheist⚛️
HistoryWizard🧠 BLM✊🏿
LGBTAlly🌈 E.R.A. in This Era!⏳
AOC/Sanders💙 Liberal•Democrat🌊
Whovian🔑 Cannabis🪴
Vaxxed💉 Stuck In BigotBelt🆘
Slava Ukraini🇺🇦!
HistoryWizard🧠 BLM✊🏿
LGBTAlly🌈 E.R.A. in This Era!⏳
AOC/Sanders💙 Liberal•Democrat🌊
Whovian🔑 Cannabis🪴
Vaxxed💉 Stuck In BigotBelt🆘
Slava Ukraini🇺🇦!
“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”
July 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”
#GoodMythicalMorn
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
May 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#GoodMythicalMorn
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons,
There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters!
Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun
*Rhett & Link
Today is my 50th birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today is my 50th birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
I am watching the documentary
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
May 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I am watching the documentary
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager
via a private Vimeo Channel.
I have been waiting several
heavy Light Years for this!
The new Pope is American, wonder if the Pope-mobile will have monster truck tires, LOL.
The Holy See climbing over traffic in a lifted Popemobile with “In Torque We Trust” airbrushed on the side. Communion wafers shot out of a t-shirt cannon, and instead of incense, it’s just barbecue smoke.
The Holy See climbing over traffic in a lifted Popemobile with “In Torque We Trust” airbrushed on the side. Communion wafers shot out of a t-shirt cannon, and instead of incense, it’s just barbecue smoke.
May 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The new Pope is American, wonder if the Pope-mobile will have monster truck tires, LOL.
The Holy See climbing over traffic in a lifted Popemobile with “In Torque We Trust” airbrushed on the side. Communion wafers shot out of a t-shirt cannon, and instead of incense, it’s just barbecue smoke.
The Holy See climbing over traffic in a lifted Popemobile with “In Torque We Trust” airbrushed on the side. Communion wafers shot out of a t-shirt cannon, and instead of incense, it’s just barbecue smoke.
Bureaucracy: What happens when civil services are filtered through a Rube Goldberg machine.
May 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bureaucracy: What happens when civil services are filtered through a Rube Goldberg machine.
The window air conditioner they installed yesterday in my room at the residential care (group home) facility seems to have two settings…
1.) The Hypothermia Hustle.
2.) Sweating to the Moldies.
1.) The Hypothermia Hustle.
2.) Sweating to the Moldies.
April 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The window air conditioner they installed yesterday in my room at the residential care (group home) facility seems to have two settings…
1.) The Hypothermia Hustle.
2.) Sweating to the Moldies.
1.) The Hypothermia Hustle.
2.) Sweating to the Moldies.
Pluto is an eccentric dwarf planet that doesn’t play by normal orbital rules and I for one agree to bestow it an honorary autistic status award.
April 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Pluto is an eccentric dwarf planet that doesn’t play by normal orbital rules and I for one agree to bestow it an honorary autistic status award.
Oh I feel his pain.
The app TipStar saves
my mind from fracturing.
The app TipStar saves
my mind from fracturing.
April 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh I feel his pain.
The app TipStar saves
my mind from fracturing.
The app TipStar saves
my mind from fracturing.
This is so not the grass I was hoping for…
April 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is so not the grass I was hoping for…
April 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I wish Shel Silverstein had disclosed that all the Would’a, Could’a, Should’a’s
were really just the You Should’ve… You Could’ve… You Failed in costume.
The voices didn’t fade with age. They just got better at sounding like my own.
were really just the You Should’ve… You Could’ve… You Failed in costume.
The voices didn’t fade with age. They just got better at sounding like my own.
April 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wish Shel Silverstein had disclosed that all the Would’a, Could’a, Should’a’s
were really just the You Should’ve… You Could’ve… You Failed in costume.
The voices didn’t fade with age. They just got better at sounding like my own.
were really just the You Should’ve… You Could’ve… You Failed in costume.
The voices didn’t fade with age. They just got better at sounding like my own.
Here's a parody of
“I Won't Back Down” by Tom Petty, reflecting concerns about Trump's second term and the pure evil bigotry and rampant stupidity of Project 2025:
“I Won't Back Down” by Tom Petty, reflecting concerns about Trump's second term and the pure evil bigotry and rampant stupidity of Project 2025:
April 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Here's a parody of
“I Won't Back Down” by Tom Petty, reflecting concerns about Trump's second term and the pure evil bigotry and rampant stupidity of Project 2025:
“I Won't Back Down” by Tom Petty, reflecting concerns about Trump's second term and the pure evil bigotry and rampant stupidity of Project 2025:
Another juggler gives up his dreams…
P.S. Now, you will never see this image any other way.
P.S. Now, you will never see this image any other way.
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Another juggler gives up his dreams…
P.S. Now, you will never see this image any other way.
P.S. Now, you will never see this image any other way.
Cybertruck drivers should be nicknamed Tin Foil Turds.
April 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cybertruck drivers should be nicknamed Tin Foil Turds.
Ugh, classic #PrimeVideo sleight of hand… like Caesar, betrayed mid-month. One moment I’m bingeing ‘Would I Lie To You’ with David Mitchell level of uneasiness as Lee Mack and Rob Brydon fib away about eating cat food, and the next, boom—paywall to the back!
I wonder if Brutus has a #BritBox login?
I wonder if Brutus has a #BritBox login?
March 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ugh, classic #PrimeVideo sleight of hand… like Caesar, betrayed mid-month. One moment I’m bingeing ‘Would I Lie To You’ with David Mitchell level of uneasiness as Lee Mack and Rob Brydon fib away about eating cat food, and the next, boom—paywall to the back!
I wonder if Brutus has a #BritBox login?
I wonder if Brutus has a #BritBox login?
I’ll just leave this here.
March 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ll just leave this here.
The Doodle Never Seen.
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Doodle Never Seen.
Elmo “Not Even Worth Godzilla’s Breath Mint Habit” Musky is a tornado coming for America’s heartland after he knocks the government apart like so many LEGOs.
March 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Elmo “Not Even Worth Godzilla’s Breath Mint Habit” Musky is a tornado coming for America’s heartland after he knocks the government apart like so many LEGOs.
That red tie has become symbolic of his avarice. So I asked ChatGPT to make this.
March 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That red tie has become symbolic of his avarice. So I asked ChatGPT to make this.
Found one that has names and actions.
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Found one that has names and actions.
Here’s a picture I saw that has all their names.
March 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here’s a picture I saw that has all their names.
Trump is like a bone spur that merged with Clayface, a Batman villain who shapeshifts but is always a big, blubbering mess… with the ‘Pinky’ part of Pinky & The Brain with a mere schmeer of The Brain.
I had to run this idea through an image creation editor and now I may never sleep again.
I had to run this idea through an image creation editor and now I may never sleep again.
March 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump is like a bone spur that merged with Clayface, a Batman villain who shapeshifts but is always a big, blubbering mess… with the ‘Pinky’ part of Pinky & The Brain with a mere schmeer of The Brain.
I had to run this idea through an image creation editor and now I may never sleep again.
I had to run this idea through an image creation editor and now I may never sleep again.