A James B
@siro23.bsky.social
Haikus can be fun
But often don't make much sense
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Etymology, rationality, absurdism, philosophy, comedy, music, and silence
But often don't make much sense
Refrigerator
Etymology, rationality, absurdism, philosophy, comedy, music, and silence
Do kids today even know the phrase rootin' tootin'? As in, we're gonna have a rootin' tootin' good time? Do they know it was about digging up beans? And to the better educated, it was rooting tooting, but nobody talks about that anymore. The old western movies took it and never looked back... 🫘🤠🐴💨
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Do kids today even know the phrase rootin' tootin'? As in, we're gonna have a rootin' tootin' good time? Do they know it was about digging up beans? And to the better educated, it was rooting tooting, but nobody talks about that anymore. The old western movies took it and never looked back... 🫘🤠🐴💨
I thought I had a crush, but it was just gas. ❤️
a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
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October 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I thought I had a crush, but it was just gas. ❤️
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when jordan peterson dies from his all-meat-and-pill-diet will i be banned for celebrating it?
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
when jordan peterson dies from his all-meat-and-pill-diet will i be banned for celebrating it?
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We need to shift the news cycle back…
September 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We need to shift the news cycle back…
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A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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i got suspended for saying charlie kirk was a racist transphobic neonazi creep & i’ll say it again.
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i got suspended for saying charlie kirk was a racist transphobic neonazi creep & i’ll say it again.
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Thing about this is that Charlie Kirk *was* a racist transphobic neonazi creep. Also misogynist and antisemitic. He was pure distilled hatred and evil. It's bad that he was shot, but that doesn't mean he was any less of a monster.
i got suspended for saying charlie kirk was a racist transphobic neonazi creep & i’ll say it again.
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thing about this is that Charlie Kirk *was* a racist transphobic neonazi creep. Also misogynist and antisemitic. He was pure distilled hatred and evil. It's bad that he was shot, but that doesn't mean he was any less of a monster.
If Spielberg released Schindler’s List in 2025 some major media outlets would call him biased for portraying Nazis as the bad guys.
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If Spielberg released Schindler’s List in 2025 some major media outlets would call him biased for portraying Nazis as the bad guys.
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Donold used the higher crime numbers from 2023 to justify his takeover of D.C., and soon he'll use lower ones from early January this year to "prove" it worked.
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Donold used the higher crime numbers from 2023 to justify his takeover of D.C., and soon he'll use lower ones from early January this year to "prove" it worked.
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"The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space--
Or possibly on top of a very tall mountain.
In either case, most of the actual fighting
Will be done by small robots."
They will be fought in space--
Or possibly on top of a very tall mountain.
In either case, most of the actual fighting
Will be done by small robots."
August 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space--
Or possibly on top of a very tall mountain.
In either case, most of the actual fighting
Will be done by small robots."
They will be fought in space--
Or possibly on top of a very tall mountain.
In either case, most of the actual fighting
Will be done by small robots."
I don't know where the body is, but I know where the shovel is
April 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't know where the body is, but I know where the shovel is
Every river is a "lazy river" if you don't try hard enough
April 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Every river is a "lazy river" if you don't try hard enough
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Incredible night last night @hdtgm.bsky.social it was packed! It was hilarious! @paulscheer.com Jessica St Clair and #jasonmantzoukas were on fire. Thank you for the experience guys! #hdtgm #howdidthisgetmade
April 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Incredible night last night @hdtgm.bsky.social it was packed! It was hilarious! @paulscheer.com Jessica St Clair and #jasonmantzoukas were on fire. Thank you for the experience guys! #hdtgm #howdidthisgetmade
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We love Portland is so damn much.
Incredible night last night @hdtgm.bsky.social it was packed! It was hilarious! @paulscheer.com Jessica St Clair and #jasonmantzoukas were on fire. Thank you for the experience guys! #hdtgm #howdidthisgetmade
April 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
We love Portland is so damn much.
@paulscheer.com Yo! I was at the HDTGM Portland show for Champagne and Bullets. Great show! Bonkers movie 🤯 Nobody mentioned, but Wings Hauser is the grandson of Warner Brothers founder, Harry Warner en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_W...
Harry Warner - Wikipedia
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April 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@paulscheer.com Yo! I was at the HDTGM Portland show for Champagne and Bullets. Great show! Bonkers movie 🤯 Nobody mentioned, but Wings Hauser is the grandson of Warner Brothers founder, Harry Warner en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_W...
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Bernie is leading an anti-oligarchy tour.
Go Bernie!
Go Bernie!
February 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bernie is leading an anti-oligarchy tour.
Go Bernie!
Go Bernie!
Snack idea for weeks like this. Chocolate covered espresso beans, but Xanax
January 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Snack idea for weeks like this. Chocolate covered espresso beans, but Xanax
And then they sweetly whispered to one another other, "We just made a lot of money" #MikeTyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
And then they sweetly whispered to one another other, "We just made a lot of money" #MikeTyson