J
@drunkinripcity.bsky.social
BBW (Blazers. Beers. Whiskey) everything I say is a parody.
A kid on my son’s basketball team wore a Bonzi Wells jersey to practice tonight.
February 19, 2026 at 4:36 AM
A kid on my son’s basketball team wore a Bonzi Wells jersey to practice tonight.
Me when the dentist only had a 2:30 same day appointment and I’m trying not to make a dad joke.
a man wearing glasses and a blue robe is smiling while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue robe is smiling while sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me when the dentist only had a 2:30 same day appointment and I’m trying not to make a dad joke.
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February 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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I spent a lot of nights in the Republic Cafe bar eating Chinese food drinking Miller High life, smoking cigarettes and playing video poker. It used to be a regular stop anytime we drank in the city.
Golden Horse Seafood and the Republic Cafe are the last of the longtime eateries serving a neighborhood that was home to generations of Portland’s Chinese and Japanese residents.
The last two Chinese restaurants in Portland’s Chinatown hold on — and hope for a comeback
Golden Horse Seafood and the Republic Cafe are the last of the longtime eateries serving a neighborhood that was home to generations of Portland’s Chinese and Japanese residents.
www.oregonlive.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I spent a lot of nights in the Republic Cafe bar eating Chinese food drinking Miller High life, smoking cigarettes and playing video poker. It used to be a regular stop anytime we drank in the city.
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Jesse Jackson was better than every Kennedy put together
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Jesse Jackson was better than every Kennedy put together
If you see this. Post a photo with no explanation.
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
If you see this. Post a photo with no explanation.
Debating if it’s worth driving 40 minutes round trip to get some bagels.
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Debating if it’s worth driving 40 minutes round trip to get some bagels.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Did they do the dumb Team World thing for NBA all star game because it’s during the Winter Olympics?
February 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Did they do the dumb Team World thing for NBA all star game because it’s during the Winter Olympics?
Towns looks like Jordan Farmar running next to Wemby.
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Towns looks like Jordan Farmar running next to Wemby.
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February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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The roller blades that Oaks Park charges $5 extra for and make you turn your shoes in for.
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The roller blades that Oaks Park charges $5 extra for and make you turn your shoes in for.
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Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.
I feel like I could be an Olympic curler
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I feel like I could be an Olympic curler
Bezos will probably buy Flock Safety and rename it.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Bezos will probably buy Flock Safety and rename it.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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it’s fun to think about how pam bondi and the rest of the cabinet sycophants have 30 minutes before their cult leader carks it; no one’s gonna be there to protect them when he’s gone, it’ll be chickens with heads cut off all the way down
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
it’s fun to think about how pam bondi and the rest of the cabinet sycophants have 30 minutes before their cult leader carks it; no one’s gonna be there to protect them when he’s gone, it’ll be chickens with heads cut off all the way down
His role on How I Met Your Mother was perfect. RIP Simon Tremblay.
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
His role on How I Met Your Mother was perfect. RIP Simon Tremblay.
Pam Bondi refused to address the Epstein survivors standing behind her and apologize for unredacting their names after spending years saying they were trying to protect victims, further proves that this administration is fucking evil.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pam Bondi refused to address the Epstein survivors standing behind her and apologize for unredacting their names after spending years saying they were trying to protect victims, further proves that this administration is fucking evil.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I always forget what Toumani sounds like.
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I always forget what Toumani sounds like.
Yang Hansen makes a lot of mistakes but he knows where he needs to be. He doesn’t seem lost. He knows where the ball is going. The game is just moving too fast for him right now. I think he’s gonna figure it out.
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Yang Hansen makes a lot of mistakes but he knows where he needs to be. He doesn’t seem lost. He knows where the ball is going. The game is just moving too fast for him right now. I think he’s gonna figure it out.
Does anyone know why Shaedon isn’t ever in the slam dunk contest?
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Does anyone know why Shaedon isn’t ever in the slam dunk contest?
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toumani camara would have beaten the seahawks
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
toumani camara would have beaten the seahawks