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drunkinripcity.bsky.social
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@drunkinripcity.bsky.social
BBW (Blazers. Beers. Whiskey) everything I say is a parody.
Oh your guy posts videos of him in the offseason swishing 3s in a hoodie with 20lbs of new muscle?

Our guy is a living Portlandia sketch. #blazers
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Patrick Swayze’s ghost enjoying the #nbaemiratescup
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I love the court in person. It’s so much easier to see the game from the 300z
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

I’m feeling pretty solid right about now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One of our neighbors complained to the city about our abandoned basketball hoop blocking the sidewalk. It’s used almost daily. I’d argue it’s used more than the sidewalk.

It’s like they don’t want the kids to hoop anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Got peer pressured into taking a shot of this so…
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is fucking revolutionary.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Have you guys just flipped through the channels lately? They got these guys towing cars and bounty hunting
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
First time trying to recreate a pizza from my hometown. The Shotsy (Mustard sauce, smoked sausage, Swiss and mozzarella, onion and sauerkraut) pretty… pretty… pretty close.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They are actually calling my number twice and the second one is for this Justin Ivory guy. I’ve been receiving collections and scam calls for this guy since 2005.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well since the two greatest dads of all time are off the board (Dan Conner and Frank Costanza)
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Which I didn’t discover until my early 20s.

(I probably would’ve picked 2pac All Eyez On Me at the time. But now I know it’s not a perfect album.)
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sorry. You’ll have to take the stairs.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I did this piece of shit and then wrapped the rest of the deck. Thought it would take me two hours. Took like 7. #boymath
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
🔮
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I mean this would typically be enough to end anyone’s career in politics. But we will likely just move on. He will call it fake news. The White House will say the shutdown is more important. Mike Johnson will say he never heard of Epstein and they Maxwell will be pardoned.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sad.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
End of Clinton era (what’s bigger my sideburns or my shorts)
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is my last photo with Santa.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Post you from a different era (bush sr era)
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Milk Buds
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM