Michael Gilmore M.Ed
@sirianmichael.bsky.social
Burnt out SpEd teacher and Freelance Metaphysician
He/Him but Thy/Thou in garb
He/Him but Thy/Thou in garb
I start substitute teaching Wednesday. I am both excited and vaguely nervous.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I start substitute teaching Wednesday. I am both excited and vaguely nervous.
I have never been to a Catholic funeral before, but I never expected so many similarities to Rocky Horror.
#Rocky
#CallAndRespond
#Never_Saw_Someone_Go_Down_On_Their_Knees_So_Fast_For_Something
#Rocky
#CallAndRespond
#Never_Saw_Someone_Go_Down_On_Their_Knees_So_Fast_For_Something
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have never been to a Catholic funeral before, but I never expected so many similarities to Rocky Horror.
#Rocky
#CallAndRespond
#Never_Saw_Someone_Go_Down_On_Their_Knees_So_Fast_For_Something
#Rocky
#CallAndRespond
#Never_Saw_Someone_Go_Down_On_Their_Knees_So_Fast_For_Something
I, too, am Team Oyster
Did you know we're all placed onto different Bluesky servers, and they're named after mushrooms??
You can find out what mushroom server you're on by looking yourself up on Clearsky clearsky.app
I'm team oyster mushroom. 🦪🍄
You can find out what mushroom server you're on by looking yourself up on Clearsky clearsky.app
I'm team oyster mushroom. 🦪🍄
January 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I, too, am Team Oyster
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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Got one to many uhus in my Cthulhu, lads.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Got one to many uhus in my Cthulhu, lads.
Drunk, wrapping presents, listening to Dropkick Murphys when I notice an entire shipping box of wife-presents have disappeared.
Also, my Erta Soupa won’t liquify the split peas.
Fuck it. Going to bed
Also, my Erta Soupa won’t liquify the split peas.
Fuck it. Going to bed
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Drunk, wrapping presents, listening to Dropkick Murphys when I notice an entire shipping box of wife-presents have disappeared.
Also, my Erta Soupa won’t liquify the split peas.
Fuck it. Going to bed
Also, my Erta Soupa won’t liquify the split peas.
Fuck it. Going to bed
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That a right-wing lawyer just suggested before the Supreme Court that Americans don't have a right to not conform is... a real mask-off moment in a way I suspect is not going to get enough attention.
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
That a right-wing lawyer just suggested before the Supreme Court that Americans don't have a right to not conform is... a real mask-off moment in a way I suspect is not going to get enough attention.
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AP WIRE 3.24.25 BREAKING: In a strongly worded diplomatic communiqué, Penelope Hegseth demanded that China halt its invasion of Taiwan because it’s Monday and China knows PERFECTLY WELL Mondays are hard for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth
December 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
AP WIRE 3.24.25 BREAKING: In a strongly worded diplomatic communiqué, Penelope Hegseth demanded that China halt its invasion of Taiwan because it’s Monday and China knows PERFECTLY WELL Mondays are hard for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth
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let me be very clear that if you’re making the “the democrats should distance themselves from trans issues” argument now, you would have been on the side of “maybe AIDS is simply what gay people deserve” in the 1980s and 1990s
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 PM
let me be very clear that if you’re making the “the democrats should distance themselves from trans issues” argument now, you would have been on the side of “maybe AIDS is simply what gay people deserve” in the 1980s and 1990s
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going to be very annoyed if in 3-4 years elite Dems start breaking out the “most important election of our lifetime” line again because buddy, there were, unironically, two Most Important US presidential elections of my lifetime, 2016 and 2024, and the party fucked up both of them royally
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
going to be very annoyed if in 3-4 years elite Dems start breaking out the “most important election of our lifetime” line again because buddy, there were, unironically, two Most Important US presidential elections of my lifetime, 2016 and 2024, and the party fucked up both of them royally
Apparently my “first ever” migraine is caused by rapid pressure fluctuations.
I must be an Alpha Male because this body shouldn’t be out of testing yet.
I must be an Alpha Male because this body shouldn’t be out of testing yet.
November 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Apparently my “first ever” migraine is caused by rapid pressure fluctuations.
I must be an Alpha Male because this body shouldn’t be out of testing yet.
I must be an Alpha Male because this body shouldn’t be out of testing yet.
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I’m very nearly to where I was Over There in terms of follower count, & a (potential) benefit is that I could run another TTRPG survey… if I think I can get reach.
I’m going to make a short thread, where a “like” indicates that you are a person who could/would fill out a brief survey. Please share.
I’m going to make a short thread, where a “like” indicates that you are a person who could/would fill out a brief survey. Please share.
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I’m very nearly to where I was Over There in terms of follower count, & a (potential) benefit is that I could run another TTRPG survey… if I think I can get reach.
I’m going to make a short thread, where a “like” indicates that you are a person who could/would fill out a brief survey. Please share.
I’m going to make a short thread, where a “like” indicates that you are a person who could/would fill out a brief survey. Please share.
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Redwyrm's Guide to Using Bluesky: 🧵
1. The Following feed is a chronological feed of the accounts you follow. You can customize it to show reposts and quote posts or not show them, but it is just the stuff that the accounts you follow are posting.
If it is boring, follow more people.
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1. The Following feed is a chronological feed of the accounts you follow. You can customize it to show reposts and quote posts or not show them, but it is just the stuff that the accounts you follow are posting.
If it is boring, follow more people.
1/9
November 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Redwyrm's Guide to Using Bluesky: 🧵
1. The Following feed is a chronological feed of the accounts you follow. You can customize it to show reposts and quote posts or not show them, but it is just the stuff that the accounts you follow are posting.
If it is boring, follow more people.
1/9
1. The Following feed is a chronological feed of the accounts you follow. You can customize it to show reposts and quote posts or not show them, but it is just the stuff that the accounts you follow are posting.
If it is boring, follow more people.
1/9
Oh magic Al Quarithim. Grant me likes to bleed my soul
Please algorithm please let this one get seen I need to inflict them upon the masses
November 17, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Oh magic Al Quarithim. Grant me likes to bleed my soul
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Getting lunch then going to Leftistly go plant some pew pew beans.
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Getting lunch then going to Leftistly go plant some pew pew beans.
There is a link between Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Mystery Cult of Bill the Cat.
November 14, 2024 at 5:55 AM
There is a link between Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Mystery Cult of Bill the Cat.
Welp, time to get my head bolts tightened
November 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Welp, time to get my head bolts tightened
Does anyone have advice/app that can share all of my reposts from insta or FB?
Kinda would like to have a running record of my sins for the moral tribunal
Kinda would like to have a running record of my sins for the moral tribunal
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Does anyone have advice/app that can share all of my reposts from insta or FB?
Kinda would like to have a running record of my sins for the moral tribunal
Kinda would like to have a running record of my sins for the moral tribunal
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Dont forget yall: retweet the shit you like. It is genuinely criticial that you interact with things on here because there IS no algorithm. I know you have the habit of never touching anything from twitter but you need to abandon it and adopt liking and retweeting en masse
September 24, 2023 at 10:30 AM
Dont forget yall: retweet the shit you like. It is genuinely criticial that you interact with things on here because there IS no algorithm. I know you have the habit of never touching anything from twitter but you need to abandon it and adopt liking and retweeting en masse