Jae
@sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Perpetual nerd, part-time writer, constantly over it.
While looking at action figure props, I found a listing for a 70’s-90’s style phone booth. After I stopped wistfully smirking I had to wonder…how often did the creator of said prop have to explain exactly what it was.
“No, I didn’t invent a concept…they used to be everywhere!”
“No, I didn’t invent a concept…they used to be everywhere!”
January 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
While looking at action figure props, I found a listing for a 70’s-90’s style phone booth. After I stopped wistfully smirking I had to wonder…how often did the creator of said prop have to explain exactly what it was.
“No, I didn’t invent a concept…they used to be everywhere!”
“No, I didn’t invent a concept…they used to be everywhere!”
Some people go for runs. Some people have coffee, or tea. M
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Some people go for runs. Some people have coffee, or tea. M
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
It’s usually a victory for other people when I enter a room… 😏
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It’s usually a victory for other people when I enter a room… 😏
I saw Fritz the Cat when I was FAR TOO YOUNG to be watching Fritz the Cat…
…..it’s one of my favorite movies.
Not because it’s rated X, but rather because it’s kind of a weird, fun movie. But also? That X-rated content is deep, yet surprisingly tame by today’s standards…just sayin’…
…..it’s one of my favorite movies.
Not because it’s rated X, but rather because it’s kind of a weird, fun movie. But also? That X-rated content is deep, yet surprisingly tame by today’s standards…just sayin’…
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I saw Fritz the Cat when I was FAR TOO YOUNG to be watching Fritz the Cat…
…..it’s one of my favorite movies.
Not because it’s rated X, but rather because it’s kind of a weird, fun movie. But also? That X-rated content is deep, yet surprisingly tame by today’s standards…just sayin’…
…..it’s one of my favorite movies.
Not because it’s rated X, but rather because it’s kind of a weird, fun movie. But also? That X-rated content is deep, yet surprisingly tame by today’s standards…just sayin’…
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me: ooh look! there’s a bird in my bush
Austin Powers: yeah, baby!
me: i mean a bird. in my bush
Austin Powers: shagadelic, baby!
me: you’re not getting it. there’s-
Austin Powers: throw me a frickin bone here
me: you know what ? nvm
Austin Powers: that’s a man, baby
me: what
Austin Powers: yeah, baby!
me: i mean a bird. in my bush
Austin Powers: shagadelic, baby!
me: you’re not getting it. there’s-
Austin Powers: throw me a frickin bone here
me: you know what ? nvm
Austin Powers: that’s a man, baby
me: what
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
me: ooh look! there’s a bird in my bush
Austin Powers: yeah, baby!
me: i mean a bird. in my bush
Austin Powers: shagadelic, baby!
me: you’re not getting it. there’s-
Austin Powers: throw me a frickin bone here
me: you know what ? nvm
Austin Powers: that’s a man, baby
me: what
Austin Powers: yeah, baby!
me: i mean a bird. in my bush
Austin Powers: shagadelic, baby!
me: you’re not getting it. there’s-
Austin Powers: throw me a frickin bone here
me: you know what ? nvm
Austin Powers: that’s a man, baby
me: what
I love it when I forget to clean my paint brushes and create new, fun little tasks for myself!
Thanks Past Me! 😐😑
Thanks Past Me! 😐😑
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I love it when I forget to clean my paint brushes and create new, fun little tasks for myself!
Thanks Past Me! 😐😑
Thanks Past Me! 😐😑
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I have one of these! His name is @geekydennis.bsky.social. 😏🤣
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I have one of these! His name is @geekydennis.bsky.social. 😏🤣
Whenever rednecks are like “WHY CAIN’T THEY JUST LEARN ANGLASH?!” I think about things like this.
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Whenever rednecks are like “WHY CAIN’T THEY JUST LEARN ANGLASH?!” I think about things like this.
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
What I love is that I can hear him saying it in my head. He’s so delightfully odd.
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
What I love is that I can hear him saying it in my head. He’s so delightfully odd.
…..sir, you have the exact same hairstyle.
I don’t have a choice.
I don’t have a choice.
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
…..sir, you have the exact same hairstyle.
I don’t have a choice.
I don’t have a choice.
How did music happen for old people?
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
How did music happen for old people?
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
Honestly, based on that title, it sounds more like a guidebook for Catholic priests.
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Honestly, based on that title, it sounds more like a guidebook for Catholic priests.
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
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Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
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Oh good. I just realized I’m about to learn how Asher reacts to fireworks.
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh good. I just realized I’m about to learn how Asher reacts to fireworks.
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
HA!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
HA!!!!
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
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….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.