Jae
sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Jae
@sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Perpetual nerd, part-time writer, constantly over it.
I don’t! 😭 I literally was laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, *desperately* trying to remember what life was like in analog!

In my mind’s eye, I was picturing like…the 50’s (hence The Beach Boys).

I don’t remember what it’s like to not be able to just…instantly acquire information.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
This has been Masterpiece Theatre…good night, Godspeed, and thank you.
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part Three: Ah! A Mystery Solve’d!
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part Two: I May Have Made Things Worse
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part One: This Angle Does Not Suit
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You had me at “nope”.
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
But I could picture it so clearly. I feel like you’d sprinkle in math lessons or astronomy facts.

“Turn left at the next light, then head south. You are currently traveling at a rate of 70 mph. Given your destination is 22 miles away, at your current rate of speed, when will you arrive?”
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM