Jae
@sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Perpetual nerd, part-time writer, generally ridiculous, constantly over it. Your favorite person’s favorite person.
…….I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO *SAY* ANYTHING. THE IMAGE IS ENOUGH. ☹️🫣
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
…….I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO *SAY* ANYTHING. THE IMAGE IS ENOUGH. ☹️🫣
Whenever someone asks me “why are you like this?!”, there is but one image I see in my head…
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Whenever someone asks me “why are you like this?!”, there is but one image I see in my head…
Imagine that the first thing you see every morning when you open your eyes is this…
…you will quickly understand why I wake up smiling these days…
…you will quickly understand why I wake up smiling these days…
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Imagine that the first thing you see every morning when you open your eyes is this…
…you will quickly understand why I wake up smiling these days…
…you will quickly understand why I wake up smiling these days…
Keanu Reeves, ladies and gentleman…a reportedly very nice man who will stalk toward you aggressively whilst holding firearms.
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Keanu Reeves, ladies and gentleman…a reportedly very nice man who will stalk toward you aggressively whilst holding firearms.
Some people go for runs. Some people have coffee, or tea. M
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Some people go for runs. Some people have coffee, or tea. M
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
Me, nothing wakes me up quite like being completely insufferable.
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
Part Three: Ah! A Mystery Solve’d!
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part Three: Ah! A Mystery Solve’d!
Part Two: I May Have Made Things Worse
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part Two: I May Have Made Things Worse
Part One: This Angle Does Not Suit
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Part One: This Angle Does Not Suit
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
I mean….come on…!🥹🥹🥹
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I mean….come on…!🥹🥹🥹
I decided one dog wasn’t enough, so now I have two.
Say hi to Asher. He’s my new buddy and I’m already in love. He is sweet and friendly and surprisingly well behaved.
Dakota is…less than thrilled, but it’s been like three hours. She’ll adjust, I’m sure.
Say hi to Asher. He’s my new buddy and I’m already in love. He is sweet and friendly and surprisingly well behaved.
Dakota is…less than thrilled, but it’s been like three hours. She’ll adjust, I’m sure.
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I decided one dog wasn’t enough, so now I have two.
Say hi to Asher. He’s my new buddy and I’m already in love. He is sweet and friendly and surprisingly well behaved.
Dakota is…less than thrilled, but it’s been like three hours. She’ll adjust, I’m sure.
Say hi to Asher. He’s my new buddy and I’m already in love. He is sweet and friendly and surprisingly well behaved.
Dakota is…less than thrilled, but it’s been like three hours. She’ll adjust, I’m sure.
It was both ugly AND uncomfortable. Every single thread was polyester and I started that job in June.
In Georgia.
I almost died and my last words were going to be “I’m sorry, but we don’t currently have any copies of Enemy of the State…” (I’m absolutely dating myself now. And this story!)
In Georgia.
I almost died and my last words were going to be “I’m sorry, but we don’t currently have any copies of Enemy of the State…” (I’m absolutely dating myself now. And this story!)
July 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It was both ugly AND uncomfortable. Every single thread was polyester and I started that job in June.
In Georgia.
I almost died and my last words were going to be “I’m sorry, but we don’t currently have any copies of Enemy of the State…” (I’m absolutely dating myself now. And this story!)
In Georgia.
I almost died and my last words were going to be “I’m sorry, but we don’t currently have any copies of Enemy of the State…” (I’m absolutely dating myself now. And this story!)
Don’t worry, Clarissa. You can stay.
…..rent’s due by the 15th, babe. Please don’t make me have to come and ask?
…..rent’s due by the 15th, babe. Please don’t make me have to come and ask?
July 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don’t worry, Clarissa. You can stay.
…..rent’s due by the 15th, babe. Please don’t make me have to come and ask?
…..rent’s due by the 15th, babe. Please don’t make me have to come and ask?
When people react to me like this, I know I’ve performed my duties adequately.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
June 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When people react to me like this, I know I’ve performed my duties adequately.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
Listen…Chris O’Donnell in Batman Forever did a LOT of the Lord’s Work for a certain type of impressionable young nerd-boy in the 90’s.
……I am that nerd-boy, and sorry, not sorry, that’s the hottest Robin has ever been.
……I am that nerd-boy, and sorry, not sorry, that’s the hottest Robin has ever been.
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Listen…Chris O’Donnell in Batman Forever did a LOT of the Lord’s Work for a certain type of impressionable young nerd-boy in the 90’s.
……I am that nerd-boy, and sorry, not sorry, that’s the hottest Robin has ever been.
……I am that nerd-boy, and sorry, not sorry, that’s the hottest Robin has ever been.
Watching straight people be completely and utterly triggered by something that fully and completely has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM will never not be absolutely fucking hilarious.
June 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching straight people be completely and utterly triggered by something that fully and completely has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM will never not be absolutely fucking hilarious.
Pictured: My general mood upon waking up every morning.
May 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Pictured: My general mood upon waking up every morning.
I’m sorry, what’s happening right now….?
January 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m sorry, what’s happening right now….?
So tomorrow is my birthday and…
December 31, 2024 at 5:49 AM
So tomorrow is my birthday and…
My entire outfit today is skeleton themed.
This choice was not intentional, I, quite literally, got dressed in the dark.
………I just really like skulls and skeletons…! 🤷♂️😬
This choice was not intentional, I, quite literally, got dressed in the dark.
………I just really like skulls and skeletons…! 🤷♂️😬
November 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
My entire outfit today is skeleton themed.
This choice was not intentional, I, quite literally, got dressed in the dark.
………I just really like skulls and skeletons…! 🤷♂️😬
This choice was not intentional, I, quite literally, got dressed in the dark.
………I just really like skulls and skeletons…! 🤷♂️😬